You told me you were a lady's man David, you had them bitches gettin bent
Who knew when he said he was 'laying with mad pussy' this is what he meant
The face a fuckin disgrace bet your Ma ain't got none ya pictures on the wall
You look Tom Brady if he lost it all but handled just as many balls
Probably weigh a buck ten soaking weight your arm strength just ain't showin
So if you pushed me 'I'd never hit with that panel' like Barc getting hate voted
Your reputation proceeds you my friend I heard you always jawin' dick
Thought Joe Exotic was the biggest faggot I'd see with a cat - then I saw this pic
I don't usually promote animal cruelty but this is what it takes to be a winner
One shot leaves that 'cat all over your grill'
like you're having Asian for dinner
Hope you've enjoyed that matress kid, your nap is over, the Mac will spit
And the next white sheet you'll see is when you're fuckin wrapped in it