[UPN Zuch]

i leave the water running, draw a bath, then i sit in the seat
User leaves the water running the second the ice cream truck gets to the beach
want me to list all the reasons that i’ll son and offend you?
well for starters.. you look like you order every one on the menu
you hate your gluttony, i get it, it’s wild what you been thru
all your pants are like slow burn dramas, they take a while to get into

These were fire.


Vs

Your girls wedding dress? It’s a wife beater of mine she wore the night before
I’m classically trained, your girl loves the way my nuts savagely hang
But let’s be honest, only time she’s A10 is on the vending machine after we bang
The Mac I slap to his face will have this faggot disgraced
One turn, and you’ll hear the metal click like you’re cracking a safe


Same amount of quotables, but I feel Blue’s misses were slightly better even though he overloaded on fat jokes. That doesn’t matter to me really because if it’s good it’s good.

Both came correct as hell. Props guys.

Vote- Blue