*no Zelph votes*
i leave the water running, draw a bath, then i sit in the seat
User leaves the water running the second the ice cream truck gets to the beach
want me to list all the reasons that i’ll son and offend you?
well for starters.. you look like you order every one on the menu
you hate your gluttony, i get it, it’s wild what you been thru
all your pants are like slow burn dramas, they take a while to get into
gave my wife a sexy new thong for that dreamy ass
last time you gave a woman some lace, it was in her martini glass
my bucket list is Thailand to Hong Kong, then Haiti to Dubai
user’s Bucket List is "get a 12 piece, plus an 8, with extra gravy for the fries"
__________________
"I shit myself
I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback
Uve won"
-kungfugrip
Last edited by Blue Bayou; 07-21-2020 at 11:32 PM.
|