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Hello, is it me you’re looking for?
Aiyyo
Your background? Being bullied in school is somethin this geek knows..
Fuck doors. Bro, you have trouble getting into the Hall more than Pete Rose.
Your features irk me. I’m gettin rid of this slouch fast..
i trust my intuition.. but my sinking feeling got NOTHING on the one that couch has.
Fuck an extension. Yeah I was late but this dumb ass is done..
I drop at my own Convenience.. kinda like the Store u bought those sunglasses from.
Weight got you suicidal. Go jump off a crest end or a bridge..
You’re Spencer in Jumanji. AnyBody can see you’re best friends with a Fridge.
Gotta start policing that pantry. Someone turn it herbal in there..
cuz being Fed’s such a problem for you they had to bring in Internal Affairs.
I know you love my ink. 20 hr sesh but the itch disturbs me..
uhh this is the result of asking for a tattoo of the map to your fitness journey.
Sooooo yeah, now you’ve got a big decision to make.
get off the fuckin chair or see more of ‘compound break’ than a fuckin prison escape.
Orc called him Hodor. Nahhh that reference was lacking the hit..
cuz if the White Walkers saw HIM in front of their door they woulda just packed up & quit.
Single, fat, gay? Broo you gotta treat potato chips as a threat..
he loves a Sausage Party.. & the way Food talks to him will lead to his death.
Mannnnn I aint ready for his nonsense..
cuz i already killed this dude, but now his death is weighing heavy on my conscience.
Mahfucka.
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