Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair
Lol nice current punch
You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me
Nice nameplay
You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars
And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard
Nice although slightly awkward wording
No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?
lol fire
Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me?
You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly
Decent personal
DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself
The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph
Decent
Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it
dont get the ref here tbh
For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless
She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence
Period could be considered played af but it’s flipped nicely
This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal
Lmao fire
I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid
I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement
Same as the period bar here. I loled
You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona
Nice
You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap
Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch
Lol
Wayfair
Nowhere near
Red dot
Curbside pickup
Made man
We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter:
The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara
Lmao great opener
This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on
Lol
Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us
Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up
had to google but clever
& you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms
You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm
Doesn’t make sense to my definition?
You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose
Lol nice
Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile
Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils
Lol.. dumb but I like it
Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler
Ok
A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia
Lol is zuch girl Russian? If so this is dope if not it’s just ok
You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze
Dope
Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me
I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji
Don’t like this
My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick
But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch
Ok
Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang
Lol nice
Rouge
Crowning achievements
Fantasy pick
Long nose
Postmates
This is too tight to call, both even on highlights. Neigh has a couple more I wasn’t feeling, zuch only had the bags one I wasn’t into. Same cloth bar was also kinda up there as well. If I have to pick I’ll go with zuch just for being consistently funny throughout. Props to both for this though. A pair of beautiful humans.
Vote - zuch
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