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not gonna get overly detailed here, this was a dope battle from both sides and its not like either of you really need much feedback for improvement


Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees
But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me”

cool opener

I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe
“The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show

dope bar overall, but I definitely feel like it's something that's hit or miss depending on the crowd

I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s
That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door

Nah I wasnt feeling this

I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board
This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours

Seen the idea done before and I felt like you couldve tried to make it fresher with a different angle on the idea

My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you
One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial

This is good

I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock
She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots

Cool

Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro
Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio

This is dope and funny

Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers
Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas

Fire

He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks
Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink

Dope

Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie
It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy

Eh this is okay

People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read
Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine

Nah, maybe Im missing something here but this felt like a really weak bar. Especially for a closer



Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy
Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky

Not the freshest concept but decent opener

We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise
If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it

Idea's cool but the execution here is off

Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form
I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn

funny, good

My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody
Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy

Dope

Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled
You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields

also funny, 3 amish bars back to back is od though

I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight
You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site

Make that 4 amish bars, and this is a weaker reiteration of your gunnar bar vs Munster. It's arguably recycling

Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted
you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it

ok

This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies
When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money

Fire

As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore
Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse

not entirely sure how i feel about this bar but its kinda funny

Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me
you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week

nah wasn't feeling

How fast will I beat you? My word is bond
I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on

meh kinda funny but not super effective as a diss to me


these are the main highlights for me:

Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees
But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me”
I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe
“The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show
Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro
Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio
Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers
Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas
He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks
Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink


vs

Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form
I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn
My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody
Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy
Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled
You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields
This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies
When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money


Both sides had some misses. I'd argue that cash had higher highs and lower lows whereas Zuch was more consistently jabbing throughout. The real dealbreaker in Zuch's verse for me is that almost half his verse was on the Amish angle, which is already kind of a played out and weak angle to me. I would've been cool with maybe 2 references. The colt 45 bar was fire, and maybe one of the others, but not 6 total. Cash had more diversity in his angles and one more haymaker than zuch imo. Regardless of the outcome, you both did this match/tourney justice.


v/ Cash