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Old 07-04-2020, 01:18 AM   #7
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Doooppe shit boys. Ok let’s get into it

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Originally Posted by Cashius View Post
Listen, Big Nose...

Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees
But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me”
this is ok. Not overly feeling. It’s a decent punch but the plastered ‘persons bar fees’ to get that multi felt kinda stretched to me
I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe
“The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show
Decent here
I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s
That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door
Thats cool, different idea
I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board
This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours
appreciate the attempt but not hard enough in the end
My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you
One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial
sorry.. uk. Not familiar. Looked up and it’s decent
I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock
She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots
Lol cool enough
Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro
Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio
creative that’s Fire
Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers
Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas
Dope
He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks
Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink
yeh cool again
Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie
It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy
Lol dope... we heating up now
People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read
Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine
Appreciate the attempt but this pretty much missed imo
Vs

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zuchiefiasco View Post

Real quick..

Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy
Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky
Decent opener
We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise
If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it
Cool
Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form
I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn
Fire
My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody
Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy
It’s alright ... not a fan of these kinda bars unless they mind blowin
Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled
You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields
Cool idea was alright
I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight
You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site
Same kinda bar I referred to earlier it was just ok
Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted
you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it
You did. This was cool
This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies
When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money
Pretty cool
As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore
Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse
Not overly feeling this kne
Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me
you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week
Underwhelming
How fast will I beat you? My word is bond
I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on
Nahhh dude like cash kinda missed the closer
So hard to vote on. Will re-read and think over. Gonna edit my vote in after working

So It comes down to quotes and I’ve got the following

Cash

A Train
Convenience Store
Skeet in the air
Pinnochio
Zookeeping
Holding keys
Nosy


Emboldened were the hottest

Zuch

Shaky
Laqceur
Corn
Maize
HOFer
Ozark

Rereading I also got feeling the colt buggy bar more

Ok so I got plenty of quotes for each but I just felt when cash came he came harder and I’ve got him by a hair

Vote Cashius

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