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Old 06-16-2020, 01:44 PM   #16
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Ajax

This token’s whiter than me. Even punks are all laughin’…
His people are marching the streets. He’s in Wisconsin holed up in his Uncle Tom’s Cabin.
Ok
You gamble on equities. But, try me… I’ll blatantly own you;
I’ve been raising the game for 20 years. You’re an obsolete ‘calling station’ like phone booths.
Had to look it up. Clever
Best believe this African hack is in the red…
The last time he ‘took home anything from the markets’ he carried it back balanced in a basket on his head.
These quotations gotta go. This was so-so
One uppercut; this battle is BAD news…
This clown will ‘take flight’ like Monty Python’s Flying Circus while I’m relaxin’ sampling craft brews.
Wasn't feeling
You’re a joke. You lack the energy and malice;
I’ll beat you over and over ’til you’re ‘looking at a worse slump’ than Jackie Kennedy in Dallas.
Hmmm. Maybe?
This troubled midget will just never be fly, son…
His life’s a rollercoaster — and theme park insurance companies wont let him ride one.
Aight
He tapdances 'round the truth. So, ya know this urban ballerina’s lonely...
Watched Magic Mike. Now, he walks up to battles to the background beat from Pony.
Almost chuckled
Hes a clown. This bitch is just so so loud.
And that fake gunplay only works for the wigger with cornrows crowd...
This what I've been trying to tell ppl

Other's might be, but I'm not a fan of super short set-ups or excessive quotations. Both detract from the overall bar. Thus, I really only liked rollercoaster & calling station.

5/10


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Aero

Your oblivious but your wife's fed up & said you've got to go
You're not seeing the discord, it's to the point Orc's asking you not to vote
Ok
Saw footage of us eating lobster, he went into a blinding rage
Had to cut the film to vent, then took his TV Dinner out the microwave
Tf does lobster have to do with anything. Cool twist though
Netflix & chill, rich niggas fuck an entire series she dont even care
Her place is Disney World, the plan's for every baller to finish the season there
Clever. I like
Saw your pic Jeremy, the huge nostrils are fucking repulsive
Least you could do's get a nose job, helping police find drugs & explosives
Aight
This pale faced Ginger twisted a phrase it made me look twice
I said let's get some sun, he said don't threaten me with a good time
Kinda chuckled but you know damn well this didn't rhyme.
You hate being redheaded, and at forty-five it's a cold fate
but you're having the best time in your old age you can finally go gray
Meh
Jax doesn't understand sarcasm, his FB post was a stark display
Shoutout to my teachers who said I'd end up working at Wendy's!! I start today
Above avg filler
Goons walk to ur patio door w pistols, aim and say that's our joint
Get animated, bullets from the slides hit the screen that's a power point
Clever, but still a gun bar.

6.5/10

The contrast of styles makes this an easy one for me.

Disney > Rollercoaster/Nose Job/Calling station > Discord/TV dinner/Magic Mike


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