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Originally Posted by big baby

bb cumplishment

- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a row
- colin jasper nick
-colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
- can recite entirety of shrek 2
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz

Done

Fixed your record too @Corleone