Orc:
Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro
Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose
^ haha i liked this solid opener
I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud
Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out
^ felt like this could have hit a little harder but it was okay
Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender
If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender.
^ was kinda a fan of this at the same time wanted to see a little more viciousness from a sweet 16 battle
Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight...
Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights
^ never seen his legs but like the concept
+ I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick!
On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic
^ over my head since I'm not on discord a lot
I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play
If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today”
^ i liked this one
User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair
We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air
^ this was solid imo
Zuch:
My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers
But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another
^ decent here
Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way
blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game
^ hahaha liked this one
12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick
You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish
^ alright
Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear
Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years
^ lol dope but kinda a flip?
You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either
Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper
^ lol good Soccer punch
He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention
Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent
^ hahaha
unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money
After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding
^ decent closer
Although neither verse blew me away i think Orc had a few misses and just discord punches that won't be relevant to everyone. Zuch wasn't amazing by any means but he was consistent throughout and had some solid comedy
V/Zuch
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