Okay its ridiculous this is a 14 line battle with 400 views and not a single vote yet...
Great read guys
Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro
Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose
lol, funny jab.
I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud
Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out
Nice. i havent seen Retainer done conceptually so i thought this was cool
Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender
If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender.
Ehh. i actually kinda like that you went the swag/complimentary route with the punch tbh, this one just seems a bit too basic and obvious imo
Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight...
Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights
haha, dope. great delivery this was an great discord punch
+ I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick!
On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic
ehh nah. I appreciate the attempt at another discord punch but you on his roof just seems a bit silly , and as a pretty indirect gun bar its not very hard hitting for me
I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play
If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today”
LOL, funny personal. this was cool
User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair
We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air
Cool wp & crew concept.. solid hit
vs.
My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers
But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another
dope. love the current event concept, kinda surprised it hasnt been done
Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way
blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game
LMAO, great misdirection bar. prob LOTB for me
12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick
You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish
the Butler thing is kindve old and overdone on Orc, but the knockoff style concept was solid enough... ok jab
Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear
Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years
LOL good use of your profession here on the personal. irish concepts can be tough, this hits
You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either
Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper
lol dece jab.. i feel kike maybe Allen Knight did a keeper/goalie idea before? A tad corny imo but personal attempt noted
He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention
Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent
lol, cool concept again on the irish drunk angle
unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money
After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding
dope, havent seen welfare check done as a misdirection like this. nice attack line
I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud
Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out
Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight...
Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights
I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play
If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today”
User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair
We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air
vs.
My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers
But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another
Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way
blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game
Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear
Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years
unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money
After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding
Great battle guys, funny read with some dope concepts all around. I read this twice and it's pretty close for me. All things considered, i think 2020 and Blew me for Two Quarters are prob my two favorite bars of the battle, and i give the slight edge to Zuch on the 'no quotable' bars so i have him taking this.
I don't think this is a matter of Orc sleeping on Zuch or taking him lightly, he had a real nice verse, i think this is a matter of Zuch just really stepping up and dropping a dope 14. Props to both
Vote - Zuch
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Last edited by Blue Bayou; 06-12-2020 at 09:33 AM.
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