I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout
So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out
lol decent opener
I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression
The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon
i don’t see anything special about this one
Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant
He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment
pretty cool here
He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh
Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match
nah
Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too
Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do
creative with an OK punch
Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him
‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system
nah
1 good
1 ok
1 decent
3 misses
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I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin
NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend
cool opener
The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor
But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavor
oh no you didn’t just use a seasoned vet bar
Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son:
It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done
again this is played
He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage
So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage
i feel like I’m time traveling at this point
I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you
But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too
i liked this, cool
Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon
who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room
nah
2 good
4 misses
This one is a tough battle for me to judge. Username has traditional simplistic setup/punchline wording that, in my opinion, take away from total overall impact of the actual punch. Nothing was worded bad in his verse, but bars that could’ve been dope kinda fell short for me due to the generic simplicity of them. Coop also has some pretty good wording, except his wording has a bit more impact than Usernames. Coops issue is that he may be a bit out of touch with what’s played and what’s not. He had a couple of good bars, but even those weren’t super fresh concepts. Also had 4 misses for such played concepts that you just can’t overlook. Close here but I have Username taking it for fresher concepts.
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