I don’t respect you, I know you’re a slouch in a bout
So I’m just gonna use this bar as an opener, like Ouch when he’s out
this whole I can afford to waste a bar angle is pretty played but the flip is kinda relevant I guess
I’m just loungin’ about, while you must have the worst depression
The only gun line I'm in, is at the Pawn Shop sellin' your murder weapon
works if you know coop hates gun lines
Clowned from a distance, now I'll win this round in an instant
He's had his back against the wall so much, it has mounting equipment
Decent
He's blind to facts, we know you're gay, it's not like we try to laugh
Not when 'Matte Black' isn’t just a paint for him, it's his Grindr Match
Lol but it doesn’t really work
Lyin' ass, this guy date rapes, and his promises are hollow too
Although his dates get rags to their lips more than Molotov bottles do
This is nice and a fresh angle
Lord knows, I’m a God to you, but his votes make me sad to hit him
‘Cuz If ANY of my lines are 3/10, ...it's in a "strokes until orgasm" system
Lol
I thought I'd get a high-end legend. User? One punch & his fatass is leakin
NC hates me so much I must be on probation: I keep getting trash on the weakend
Decent start
The whole site thinks I'm crazy. You'd think the odds were stacked in your favor
But how you gonna cook me? You the only 'seasoned vet' who lacks any flavor
Seasoned been done to death but the flip is ok
Fatboy wants beef but can't handle the steaks. Ya punches aint swell, son:
It’s extra-rare when they’re red, cuz ya verses are NEVER well-done
Wp is all pretty played but all In combination it works well
He wrote 20 at first, but saw it was only weak shit from outta storage
So this dumbass cut some lines down, now his verse has a power shortage
Had to re-read as set up sounds like a self-diss. Decent overall
I know you dyin for a win, but it's a reach dude. It takes no effort to beat you
But since ur still all gassed up, go ahead n mix ammonia and bleach too
this is nice
Been here a decade & STILL a bum bitch who never won shit; An irrelevant buffoon
who can't get anyone to talk about him... he's the biggest elephant in the room
Decent closer
This is closer than I thought it would be. User I’ve seen you drop way better. Your verse had the wit and comedy angles but a lot of well executed jabs and no haymakers. Coop you were consistently good but a lot of the wp was kinda played / basic. I’ll say Molotov rags was LOTB so I’ll give it to Usee on that and just slightly wittier, more original ideas. Props to both though this was close.
Vote - User
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