aaaaaand we're offffff
Good shit on getting this up early guys
Empty the clip on your crew, no protest when this weapon is tagged
But I WILL have forensics diggin #blacklivesmatter, into evidence bags
fire...nice current event punch that was worded well
The rankings are just a study, stop it please
Seth said you don’t pay attention to your seed anyway, and 4 out of 5 moms agree
i figured this would be mehh cuz of a seed/tourney reference, but this was actually pretty jokes...especially considering i think ryno has like 3 or 4 kids or soemthing...funny
Hit your porch and let the pelican fly
I don’t party, but I’ll slide the door open on this bash like American Pie
cool nameplay and gun bar for a bash concept.. wording i feel couldve been a bit better
Your kids hate you, how did you not know that initially?
Fuck door dash, CPS has done your last three ‘no-contact’ deliveries
nice...surprised i haven't seen a 'no contact' concept yet...this was good
This contest is a rape and the crowd is pleased to prove it
First vote is gonna say “I’m with Zuch” the rest will be a Me Too Movement
lmao, wording prob carried this but i thought this was jokes
It’s blistering when your girl’s pussy is kissing me
Got bush in both of my ears but I’m not listening to Glycerine
lmao, i dunno this one seems kinda corny, and quite the visual, still chuckle worth tho
Nobody wants to read your words, say it simple
That manifesto couldn’t move a crowd with an automatic from a Vegas window
dope. manifesto thru me off at first but it works...cool meta
You live down the street but don’t call us bros
We could take this to the playground, but you aren’t allowed within 100 yards of those
mehh... i can appreciate the personal attempt if you guys really are that close...there's just not anything threatening about taking a fight to a playground if you know what i mean
vs
Tussle w/ Ry? Nah kid, catch a palm to the head
This Smack Exchange’ll make u book like u spotted the feds
decent open..wording is really good, pretty old concept tho
To most ur pure comedy. Stop it b, those homo bars r all light hoe
Lines got enough ‘Dick jokes’ to reboot the Van Dyke show
decent dick/dyke wordplay and diss on his style... jab
U don’t dictate shit on NC. Boy please. Ya talkin is borin me
Every pundit awful - none of ya punches come off w/ Authority
every pun did awful? sorry if i'm missing something here...even in slang it seems a bit to doesnt really work to me if i'm processing this correctly
Zuch ur child’s play &’ll die today. U ain’t fluent w/ bangers
Bro u stand behind those reaches more than children w/ strangers
hmmm...i dunno i can see a kid staying away from a reaching stranger, standing behind just seems a bit off to me conceptually...not really digging this
Born rebel? This shit next level. Buddy wouldn’t stop me
Try joining my tyranny might get his face bloody like Gaddafi
dope...good crisp concise wordplay that is fresh / i havent seen before
We’re both from Michigan but ur chances to survive is slim
It’s hard to believe ur from the Motor City when u lack the drive to win
this is okay/decent...appreciate the personal attempt but just seems a little basic imo
We deserve good writers. U should retire before I crack ur shit
This show of Hands is gonna prove that ur just another fragile bitch
lol good site reference punch....this was solid
He cant handle heat. Capeesh? He’s light & actin hard
Zuch O? Psh, ill handle it w/ a breeze just like the Avatar
sorry Ry, this one is lost on me...i tried googling the reference but nothing
Cool battle guys.... Zuch i think this is only like the 3rd verse i've seen from you.... Opener was probably bar of the battle, and you had a lot of cool funny concepts...A few misses and so so concepts but pretty consistent overall... Ryno your wording was pretty good here but i've seen you come a lot more, i dunno, creative in the past...Tyranny was dope and the hands/barc bar was nice but the rest seemed to be pretty avg albeit worded well...I didnt grasp the closer but i dont think it would matter all things considered, Zuch had the more enjoyable concepts imo and was more consistent so he takes this one for me... Props to both for kicking things off
Vote - Zuchiefiasco
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