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Originally Posted by Fracture
Since prison this faggots loved dick only
His cell moves gave him instant stardom like Mick Foley
Dude spent his whole bid gettin cocked up hard
They called him ouch after the sound he made when he walked the yard
Every orifice became real oblong..
If they wanted round 2,.. Hed heroically moonwalk like neil armstrong
Call him an alkie chasing nut, this squirrels honored
Before noon he has more airplane shots than pearl harbor
Ouch.. No more slick talkin, you got a big problem
Two hours without a drink and you look like michael j fox crip walkin
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ehh most not good.. all drinking/gay jail shit but still alright...
the mick foley line was good hell in the cell agasint undertaker... and so was the parkinson michael j fox line...
still hours after left and mentioned it... I said right now... not edited hours and hours later...
airplane shots was fine though... the last time I rode a plane I did infact look up if you could bring liqour onto a plane and if so how much and it was like.. 2 and a half shots... so basically 2... I had a credit card then but didn't want to get surprised, the time before tried to buy drinks and they said they wouldn't take cash.... mother fuckers... I think DB Cooper put an end to that.