Aight let me try...
Identity: ydk aka Kuhn
Strengths:able to argue any point of view without risk of humiliation,can fuel any private aircraft along with changing the lavatory, extensive knowledge in zombie apocalypse theories, and the ability to pull net hoes with just a pic and a homoish female name.
Skills: private aircraft maintenance, can kick a soccer ball to the upper 90 from. Any angle, can make a baby without knowing I nutted, and the ability to talk to big businessmen and politicians every day when they come through the airport.
Other: I yelled at Bruno Mars for smoking on my plane ramp and compared him to the beetles.
Geographical: in ky with access to free flights anywhere in the us and anywhere in the world for under a grand.
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