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Old 05-24-2020, 11:34 AM   #12
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Fire 100 rounds on this sadboi - ditch his corpse; depressed faggot can leave sunken & deep
They’ll say Answer Captain Nemo; the sub machine put inf 20,000 leagues under the sea
A lot of unnecessary words in the set up. Could have been better with less. The connection between the punch and the flip was light to me. Sub marine being called sub machine also a stretch imo.

I’m a flight risk.. Got a dozen offshore bank accounts FULL of checks I've been gettin
Your GIRL a flight risk.. bitch so fat if she rides a plane it’ll cause the next 9/11

Haha I like this. It was done well

She denies that you’re her BF & she’s a KNOWN horned-foot halfling fucker
So if ur putting a label on ANY relationship it’s your sex doll’s Amazon tracking number
Set-up could have been smoother imo but this is still funny. It’s simple but it is okay.

I’ll bash the shit out this Narc til this bitch is bleeding, these fists are speedy as lightning
Hit u with so many repeated punches u gone pm Blue & snitch on me for recycling

I’ve never seen this before so I’ll allow it. Nice flip

Stomp your fucking Jaw til it cracks, hammer u with a right til ur screw's loose
Ur mom’ll beg me to break the action.. Then hand me ur grandaddy’s rifle to shoot u

Weak connection for me here. Flip wasn’t strong.

No one wants to see your wack ass overworded concepts in line to go for the belt
Half the shit you write doesn’t register; but you will 3 times just to vote for yourself

This is an old idea. It’s funny though.

Bodybuilder? U Built your rep begging cash & blue to carry your bars while u steady slipping
Claim u swole; all we spotted was u hanging over their heads while they did all the heavy lifting

This was a nicely worded visual punch. I like it
I’m a BJJ expert; butterfly, spider, lasso position; I’m in control ANY way I grapple this queer
Inf knows ALL about guardin variety - he’s been considered THAT his whole text battling career

A bit soft for me. Wordplay is ok

I'll fuck your sister at gunpoint.. cock the P220 and get to digging her out
Looks like Sharon Stone - her basic instinct’s to spread her legs when that sig's in her mouth

I didn’t like this concept to be honest. The wording was good

Week 4 you got BODIED - all it took was an Amish dude to check if he was gassed
Powerhouses? He took ur LIGHTS out - holmes had the wronnng type of energy for cash

Didn’t like this one either. I respect the personal attempt


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Your stand-ups never packed clubs before closures been intact..
Fuck the steps to open up....Drunk hecklers ALWAYS called Al-Anon Essential act

No idea what this means. I get the non essential bit and his name is Al. Don’t get the other meaning

Thinks wifey No.1 supporter but cheats during his night routine
The WORST joke couldn't get a Boo off Stage... Hands they set it up behind the scenes

Wording ruins the punch here. Set up was good

My goons kick in doors. tryyyy that brave shit & fam'll leave in bags..
See another round go thru ya.. then the whole House'll Pass for a Heroes Act

Light one here imo

Ans not 'sposed to be here.. kinda sucks Blue took a half-week rest
The Moderna break.. while i dump his stock in ya Trial Shot like Vaccine tests

Creative but clunky

Multiple choice of weapons when I drive by & kill you bastard..
Say I cheat? Don't test. w/ lead in my palm I'll circle around to fill in Answer

I liked this one. Good connections.

Wouldn't be SC champ without me snitching. Yo I bet it hurts..
CWs? You'da lost in a Flash if I didn't cross-over lines from that Arrowverse

Good personal and cool connections

Fluke after fluke win, since then it's been longest of journeys
Incredible u had nothin to Show n Prove....til the reserve spot in his tourney

Okay again here

Don't know todays inner workings - Hollafronts blatantly in you
Stretched wordplay & rhymes were Popular Mechanics... Bro let go off the 2006 issues

This is a miss

Heard your music, rapping w/ a lisp made me wanna die of aids..
Def bitch, ya sound WAS turnt up tho.. got the same reaction in end of Quiet Place

Nah another miss here

Slow exhale then send hot ones down your mouth cuz ya soul is frail..
Anchos the wrong one & met a Reaper - our difference in heat on the Scoville Scale

Idk what this is


Honestly not a great one from you guys. I think both maybe had the same
Number of good lines but Inf had misses that were worse. Inf you’re at your worst when you do too much. Keep it simple and concise. Answer I haven’t read much from you but I like the jokes style. Maybe take out words that aren’t needed. I think the more conversational the delivery the better. Anyway I’m done rambling.

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