[Wanderer]

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

ORC's Verse

Who bars stopping Burds?

A large sloppy nerd on a heart-stopping splurge!?
My guyyy. You look like Seth if he ever lost to another Barcotic verse
Average.. strong wording but the punch was just ok
A 285lb ginger guy that can barely run
Knew I’d see an Ugly Orange Sweater. I didn’t think you’d be wearing one
LOL contender for LOTB already. Dope
Heavyset Hipster is oneee helluva look, bud
That Muscle ain’t Relaxed. It’s wearing a Kimono & getting a Foot Rub
haha ok
This massive blob’s done. He had a traaagic prom run
No girls grabbed his johnson.. rap name shoulda been no-Action Bronson
Not a miss but I’m not feeling
You CANT see me. Fuck a big Blind kid
Rocking frames so damn Thickkk they’d be at home in a 6ix9ine vid
Ok
A pale Ginger slob whos weights certainly gaining
This nerd is amazing. You look like you get Sunburn when it’s Raining
Lol dope
PLEASE man, listen. Don’t eat that biscuit!
2metre Griffin. Waistband COVID friendly how it Keep that Distance
s’alright
A Gatekeeper for text. My style totalllly godly
If you Hold the Door too it’s because Bran Stark took over ya body
So so


[B]UserName's Verse[/]


I think I’m quitting this league; I just don’t have the time y’all
To diss a guy’s hair, that looks like someone glued drapes over drywall
Lol ok
I bet you take a pause to swallow
It’s all rocky when you have a neck like the topographical map of Colorado
Creative but so so
You’re a stealthy guy, I bet you do a ton of moving in silence
With a neck so long, his special skill is tying his shoes with his eyelids
Nah
I bet you rock jeans with a flare cut, I’m not saying I care, but…
I definitely can’t call any man straight who rocks handlebars as a haircut
Haha ok
And that ‘Stache… Jesus, I know you and Blue messaged for hours
But switch it up, man… I already battled two Dirty Sanchez’s at Prowlers
Nah
neck is muscular as fuck, like you couldn't stop at first
looks like you held your breath, and haven't stopped since birth
Ehh nah
We're engaged in battle, but I don't even feel like dissin' his pics
Our war pales in comparison to the one he's had with his barber... since he was six
Not feeling
If there’s A Land Before Time, then your neck’s the type to beat me
But Instead it looks like it craves adventures with Cera, Ducky, Spike and Petrie
Not particularly feeling this either

Enjoyable battle. I’ve got ugly orange sweater and sunburn as my two favourites. Probably muscle relaxed 3rd and then the drapes / handlebars lines from user. Based on this and the fact I preferred the rest of Orcs verse to Users, I’m gonna say the Mexican Irishman took this pretty comfortably.

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