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Old 05-16-2020, 10:23 PM   #5
Blue Bayou
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okay here's some shit... i think 4 or 5 i may have used before , but i ran outta gas keyin up dees bahs




Answer aka PurleeDef
Nearly deaf / has no ears
Real name Alan
Failed standup comedian
Flopped doing live battles


For Us Textcees...

there’s guidelines we all follow throwin' hands in a bout
Number 1: Adhearing to the rules...well shit then, answer is out
this man's an abomination so guys i must dead it
alan's near deaf & when i land this right hand it applies like hush said it
i’m cruisin’ thru Alabama mannn the optics are dull
withn' ear shot of Answer...sadly all my bullet got was some skull
from failed stand-up to live battles, u had the most tragic a runs
you need a stagecoach sooo bad i’m bout to hit up Cashius for one
live battled all over, different companies too. that’s a risky choice
real talk u've definitely made your rounds...sound corny as fuck w/ that lispy voice
don’t talk money w/ me next time you pen some cursive kid
not when ur known furlough income & gotta lay-off non essential purchases
dumping your wordpad on me was stupid you queer
it doesn’t change the fact i make more in a month then you do in a year
money makin maverick the market gets me nice bills quick
i’m always lookin for livestock updates.. is your cow of a wife still sick?
you’re still in school huh, buying books with moms checks
if that’s the case, study.. i’m doing one on how badly u butcher concepts
a loser w/ no friends, who said this guy’s a G?!
only squad backin up Ansah is the rest of the lions D
won't be happy when i’m black masked w/ a broom in the back a ya room
if we see delight on ya face it's cuz my weapons’s fitted w/ a tactical zoom
start pistol then go uzi. one man army wit a hamma drawn
by the time i even get to the chopper ya crew’s dead...i’m Arnie in the Amazon
box w/ Blue well that only means doom for ya fam..
Ricky Bobby's first interview; you don't know what to do with ya hands
have em flatlining, wife crying no effervescence. cue some Evinessence
don't matter Answerring Machines.. when the beep stops i’ll have left a message
your ugly ass is shook it’s true
joined ya first rap forum so someone would finally say ‘good looks’ to you
producing trash instrumentals doesn’t make you brolic n’ street
it’s fine if you toot your own horn.. but don't post it online & call it a beat
i got screamed at yesterday, my girl chimed hellishly
last night wifey gave me an ear full.. you broke down & cried jealously
come at me strong Alan, i’m all for it. explore the rage
i only hope ya tread light if you’re about to drive & it’s pouring rain
take you for ransom, parents sounding shrill in their cries
i’m callin daddy sayin i have the answer like the who wants to be a millionaire guy
oil’s been in the tank lately man i really hope it will stop
apparently it’s a soviet issue...unfortunately for you so is the glock
i’m demanding. get what i want. that’s Blue B’s trend
i’ll only take Noe for an Answer in a trade, i’d rather have the guy from UPN
every written starts off shitty then ends in a crap fest
purifier verse has never been dropped, you need to be cleansed of ya wackness
wife called you butt ugly & told me she wished she was blind today
i talked to her Al n’ nights her favorite...not the rapper, the time of day (it hides ya face)
she’s fat and uggs tho so i never romancer at all
funny she’s been hung up on me for years & i don’t even answer her calls
i’m like a missle that’s come to hitchu boyy i target direct
Heat Seeking...on page 7 of a search & havent found a dope bar of urs yet
my prime consists of 20+ titles bitch i flossed the world
your Prime consists of 4000 hours watched of Gossip Girl
i buy gadgets cuz thank the lord i’m blessed w/ this work
you ‘doo-dad’ cuz everyone in Alabama’s an incestuous dirt
our lives are not the same, im dickin’ down some Val’s and Hanna’s
i’m at Burning Man fucking gals bananas. you're in Birmingham fucking Alabama
hungry for a bullet? good cuz i’m the don Capone
trust me you don't want Decatur Ring. shoot up ya house while ur on the phone
I’m not short FYI, that bar is fucking fake you cuck
just wanted to set the record straight, last album u dropped sounded gay as fuck
beat you so badly you’ll have to fake the will to stand
not saying u’ve been using Sarah’s jokes, but ur definitely takin’ Silverman
i’ve seen your stand-up & you finna make it never mayne
you ain’t funny Ansari…& Aziz what i’d give you as a letter grade
i'm bumpin some Tame Impala, listened to em flow for three minutes
you bump some Tame Impala too. ya piece of shit car barely goes the speed limit
jack ur shit w/ the barrel in between ur teeth as you choke
you’ll have no choice coughin up the cheese the queso deep in ya throat
go one on one w/ me i promise you’ll be beggin me “end this”
Doula have you on the ground in more pain than some pregnancy stretches
always destroy opponents in a tactical way
i make the comp sci & soon ill visit you in class wit a K
i reach out to my fam to stay in touch. send em funds n’ some bread
you reach out to ur fam cuz i got your mouth gagged & a gun to their heads
Magnotta a live feed right before i tear his gina
butcher answer on national TV worse than miss teen south carolina
slit his dad’s throat shortly after. take a knife n’ bleed his elder
forget a surgeon by the time i’m finished his wind-pipe’ll need a welder
what i’ve saids legit. show his mama what a menace is
blade to her ribs - she’ll feel steel Run along the Cage like a Pettis Kick
didn’t want you to be the guy i shot the matic on in haste
saw ur name & it brought a tear to my eye...i got ya death tatted on my face
a played out, computer nerd thats useless with free's
Alan encrypts & that’s where the old dead concepts he uses should be
even off the top i’m A+ & all he’s ever called me is fly
i’d give em a Deify had to rate em, sad since i’m a god to the guy
make em hate rap. throw a straight jab at this snake cat
i’ll prove hes’ Fake, Watch - playin that Rolly's gon’ end up w/ his Face Smashed
w/out lipo your fat ass stomach’s forever doomed to grow
gut job you need could headline one of those new home improvement shows
barcotics wack. neigh sucks, orc i’ll snuff if willing
^psych! i only did that to throw you off… a fuckin building
ya mom loves sucking my dick tied up. makes me call her a hostage
she makes the head-count & i census frustration my poll ticks all of her boxes
flick her nipples as i read’er all my clever punch raps
give her titillation cuz let’s be honest, nothing you’ve ever done has
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I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback
Uve won"
-kungfugrip

Last edited by Blue Bayou; 10-03-2020 at 10:38 AM.
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