[Neighbor]

A large sloppy nerd on a heart-stopping splurge!?
My guyyy. You look like Seth if he ever lost to another Barcotic verse
A 285lb ginger guy that can barely run
Knew I’d see an Ugly Orange Sweater. I didn’t think you’d be wearing one
Heavyset Hipster is oneee helluva look, bud
That Muscle ain’t Relaxed. It’s wearing a Kimono & getting a Foot Rub
This massive blob’s done. He had a traaagic prom run
No girls grabbed his johnson.. rap name shoulda been no-Action Bronson
PLEASE man, listen. Don’t eat that biscuit!
2metre Griffin. Waistband COVID friendly how it Keep that Distance
A Gatekeeper for text. My style totalllly godly
If you Hold the Door too it’s because Bran Stark took over ya body

vs.

I bet you take a pause to swallow
It’s all rocky when you have a neck like the topographical map of Colorado
You’re a stealthy guy, I bet you do a ton of moving in silence
With a neck so long, his special skill is tying his shoes with his eyelids
And that ‘Stache… Jesus, I know you and Blue messaged for hours
But switch it up, man… I already battled two Dirty Sanchez’s at Prowlers
We're engaged in battle, but I don't even feel like dissin' his pics
Our war pales in comparison to the one he's had with his barber... since he was six
If there’s A Land Before Time, then your neck’s the type to beat me
But Instead it looks like it craves adventures with Cera, Ducky, Spike and Petrie


Fire one here, fellas. As both of these guys specialize in pic battles, I was really looking forward to this.. & y'all didn't disappoint. Orc's verse read super smooth & direct to me; he really shaved down his word count while still being direct & effective in delivering his punches.. that's not easy to do. User's verse did much of the same; it read conversationally while still being diss-heavy w/ impactful sting & kept a humorous tone throughout. The bars I bolded really stood out to me. Overall, Orc had a couple more lines that I felt hit & was just slightly more consistent.. not to take anything away from User. Definitely wanna read more from you two

v/ Orclando Bloom