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Old 05-11-2020, 06:53 AM   #8
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This hater can die. I slay w the nines, so try me
We'll only remember Canfield as a way to describe the crime scene

Nice
Biased bunch of hacks, I'm negative 5 every time I'm up to bat
Voting is in no Wayfair..but neither is buying everything online bc you fat

Nice again

His soft jabs are nonfactual. Still the twat's laughing, it's dumb
If he says I'm Bald, Eagle in his mouth says he stops flapping his gums

Didn’t enjoy the set up was a bit awkward. Punch was light to me man

It's obvi my hair triggers him. Proly bc his is orange w grease n lice
Ironically hair triggers is the reason they'll be Combing his street tonite

This is fireee

I'ma be blasting most at his massive nose cuz I wanna maul
Make sure I keep shooting the departed, DiCaprio-Pinned on the wall
Don’t like this kind of stuff I’m sorry. I don’t get it. I feel like Zelph. The cap pre opened? Am I way off?

Brags about a weak classic full of cheap cats n guys who suck...
Ain't seen anyone so Lifted from a Free Pass since high school blunts
Light but relevant and clean

The doofus stays within a toothpick of what thread mike's in
Forrrrrreal his response time could inspire solutions to our next crisis

This is fire again IMO

This person's a slob, worst at his job n throws dirt on a hobby?
Here's an idea; forget about my body of work and work on your body

Could have set it up better but nice personal

Seth definitely hasn't deadlifted often. Weak rep shit/no losses
His idea of a Work Out Routine is checking my fb as he exits his office

Poor set up again. Don’t worry about rhyming so much. You’re at your best when it’s cleaner and fluid. Less words. The punch is funny

Zero attempts stress me, not even his best left me annoyed
Bring my Auntie into this? Okay, I put $1000 on seth getting destroyed

Didn’t like this one man. Not sure I get it to be fair




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Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Brayn Lord View Post
OKAY MICHAEL ELLISON THE GARDENER WITH SHARK DICK TATTOOS AND A MOTHER THAT LOOKS LIKE GAIL THE SNAIL FROM ITS ALWAYS SUNNY

every week its a new sway! get some new ways, find some even ground
cus u've had so many bad fits in the league I'd swear you managed the cleveland browns

This is okay man, light connection

get smacked cus ur soft, a fuckin' joke that clings to legends. always wackin em off
if I'm swingin' hands round a square, u'll always see a clown popped like jack-in-the-box

Nice visual, cool to me

bitches about his .500 record, he NEEDS to be seen positive or it 'ain't fair'
look at the glass half full all you want, you still got a few drops to even make it there

Light IMO - not much of a flip

it's showtime! mutilation when I'm killin this dude
lift u off the ground, rip ur arms off & throw em to the crowd like Bobby Matadors finishin move

IDK who Bobby Matador is but again no real flip on the concept

we miss u being gone, a cheatin faggot 4eva. i'ma bring the doom ya whore
everyone can't wait for me to clean the floor with u & show why we needed roomba for

This was cool to me

claims he's a text God?! You're a retard, soft & sweet like gelatin
me givin' you this L a sin? ain't close to the personal hell ma has for getting an Ellison

Very wordy imo, could have been fire

I get the chedda & cream, my haymakers are always clever & clean
I'm an alien.. One punch'll have your face opening up like the predator screamed

Okay cool visual hit. I like this a lot

this gardner ain't shit. I got the product in the trunk & it's that mighty stuff
if you gets pulled over with bags of grass in the back, u didn't tie the hefty tight enough

Hahaha fireee

so stop actin' hard, or I'm in Toronto w/ the mask. & after u're hurt from the beatin'
I'll pistol whip moms & drag her up to ur bedroom to give snail trail an even dirtier meanin'

I didn’t like this man

how can you say you're not bald?! we seen ur pics so be honest!
the way you deny that male pattern is waaay too similar to why you're still in the closet

Could have done more with the concept. A little lazy on the flip

This was a good read, appreciate the effort from both. I think Bar was a little more selective with his wording and fine tuned his bars to hit more. Seth got a little bit lazy towards the end which hurt him. Both had some fire bars.

I think Bar won
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