identity: detour aka the bear jew
assets: jewish so u know G-d's favor is on him when armaggedon hits, great at negotiating an i will bring my collection of music so u'd have something to jam to whilst killing obama's death squads, i have my own collection of weaponry
skills: 20+ training in various martial arts (poison hand kenpo, nihon jiujitsu, hapkido, shootfighting, military combatives, muay thai, kodokan judo, etc.), extensive knowledge of audio engineering, landscaping an home remodeling, pretty fuckin nice with a shotgun, ability to survive in any social situation no matter the players, an a very extreme sense of sarcasm that can make anyone feel stupid when we argue face to face, well-experienced botanist with strong knowledge of gardening edible crops
other: i have tourette's, which may scare off potential attackers cuz they don't wtf is wrong with me
geographical perspective: the rocky mountains baby
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