Neighbor
I pictured Chaps. Cowboy Boots. A Sheriff's Badge & a Hat.
Figured u'd be Ranch Dressing, but showed up lookin' like u just drank a gallon of THAT.
Good start...
A talentless hack, but claim ur Top Tier. S'why we know ur a joke.
This pic's the ONLY proof you got a Dirty Pen & were ever Close to a GOAT.
Lol... kind of corny but still...
Shit's the Last Straw. I'm some1 u've always failed to eclipse.
&that's the closest you'll ever come to a Haymaker, so either Bail or get Pitched.
Haymaker! Scarecrow Godly...
Don't pass that name down to ur son. Bet the boy'll be bitter.
When he finds out Dad's 45 y/o & all he managed to Destroy was his Liver.
Lol...
Shit's beyond sad. Ur clearly needin' help, son.
Cuz while Jr. was 'Taking his First Steps'.. U were barely stumblin' thru ur 12th one.
Meh.
Ur house's the real Pig Sty. Disgusting. That shit's never clean.
Ironic, that's easilyyy the only Stable Environment your kid's ever seen.
Lol... literally out loud.
Got CPS sending threats @ this moron.
When ppl said 'Hold Onto Ur Youth', they didn't mean post a pic on a text battle forum.
Right?
Grow Up. Cigarettes, Schlitz & arthritis nearly crippled this prick.
That Elbow's got a Ballpoint the coroner can use 2sign ur Death Certificate w/.
I see what you did there.
Neighbor, this was a hell of a verse man. First time I've ever sat down and read anything from you and I can see what all the fuss is about. Great job.
Destroyer
while u snuggle, I assume the photographer was actually crying
since he could see Ariel laying 25 feet from you two actively dying
Haha!... I don't get it.
man, but what bliss have u got? Did u ever kiss her or not?
that space between u foreshadowing ur future...a fist to the jaw
Ok...
u know that girl fucks loads.. I mean sure, let’s call that tat celtic...
but the hairs coming off the back of her head literally spell “dick”
They don't, I looked. But funny regardless. If they actually did I would've voted for you right now.
who u trying to fool w/that fade? bro, up it to like a four on those clippers
those three buttons are the only thing saving u from being the whitest thing in this picture
Lol...
from tinder match to drywall patch...& still nothing’s different
unexpected waves stay the only way that neigh gets a bitch wet
Awkward.
it’s clear by her touch she’d do anything that u told her to
and at the root of it all I’m like she couldn’t get hers done for the photo shoot???
Your clowning that girl's hair a lot... just sayin
this has got me all fucked up tho.... cuz it is an amazing thing...
how u have girlier lips than she does? Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s neigh’s a queen?
Ugh.
is this a wedding or engagement? What’s the cause of all this merriment?
des is not sure witcher doing. But at least now we all know where Ciri went
Haha! Witcher reference, love this closer.
Destroyer, good job overall dissecting this picture, which, quite frankly, was not easy ro dissect. But I wouldnt go the picture route against Neighbor in the future...
I don't know if I can vote cuz I'm not even in the league, but I enjoyed this and wanted to drop my thoughts .
Vote - Mr. Rogers
Good job fellas.
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