Battle vs Neighborhood
Would you like to battle, Neighborhood?
Here is my verse (14 lines):
Act 2, Scene 2
Neigh, empty glass in hand, groans, semi-slumped over his nightstand
contemplating his perfection and its forcing relations with his right hand
Woman
Neigh, it's been... 3 months... maybe we could.... tonight babe?
Neigh
Put on the mask.
Woman
Really? I'm not enough for you to be excited?
Always about you. Never enough. If I'm being honest,
I HATE that I can't even get laid without putting on a mask with your face on it!
Neigh
Put. On. The. Mask.
Seconds, then minutes pass
Woman
Fine.
The two approach the bed separately, their relationship damaged irrevocably
The woman sighs, dons the mask, and lies prone regrettably
Neigh
Turn over.
Woman
Again?
You know I have a pussy too... (trails off, seeing anger in her man's eye)
Neigh
Well I DON'T. And I'm not exactly interested in fucking YOU, am I?
Neigh storms out. The door slams. The woman slumps over the night stand
Neigh locks himself in his study and seeks the solace of his right hand.
-IS
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