Shakespearian Dialect
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Corleone VS Kr3wsuphyX (U.G Battle, 20 years old)
this keystyle battle is nearly over 20 years old on U.G forums but I stumbled upon the battle and laughed at the some of the lines from both of us in this battle that were jaw dropping.. I enjoyed reading it to so much, I thought Id share it with you guys..
Corleone
the truth is this..
get bruised with fists, ur 'krews-a-bitch', (crew/krewsophyx)
you 'lack skills' when you flow, ur threads are 'music-less'/
chewed to bits, 'like deceased gay folks', krews' 'over-dued' and 'dead',
if you gave 'birth to punches', you still couldn't 'produce a hit'/
abusive words, ill 'eat the earth' and spit 'U-IN-VERSE'/(universe)
i'll stare into the sky and make the suns pupils-hurt,
this cat better lose his nerves, before I strip him of his blood streams',
i 'CRUSH DREAMS' and 'squeeze skulls' for absolutely nothing...
consider me a 'surfer dude' cause i RAISED THE BOARD, (I was the admin who revived U.G forums)
get blazed and torn in war with grenades and swords/
one of a kind, this knive'll leave you guttered-inside,
wondering why, i had to detach ur retna from your eye/
get smashed with the raw shit, Im an immaculate martian,
traveling the farthest, soaring across the earth onna flying carpet/
mastering contortion, 'fuck mathematics', i'll 'screw the problem',
so sick, I'll 'place ur back on the newspaper' and read ur 'spinal-colum'/
perfected excellence, a specimen; created from genetic artificial intelligence,
relevant to brilliant element's inscripted in bible testaments/
the baddest, my lungs consist of tons of cryogenic acids,
attack quick; swallow u whole till my stomach fastens/
i don't need to touch u, my brain waves'll move-and-crush you,
my bullet's go threw more AIR then ur fuccin LUNGS do/
the greatest..
i'll uninstall ur aol component's and leave you AIM-LESS, (instant messenger),
niggas'll get the PICTURE when they see u FRAMED kid/
im known to flow the coldest shit, leave mics 'frozen-stiff',
load the clip, then im CLEARY 'rollin-off' like 'gel deodorant'/
i ain moses kid, but ill damn well make the oceans split,
the mic is like 'air' to u, cause u ain't 'never holding it'/
'repair ur whole-clique', now ur 'crews-so-fixed'(krewsuphyx),
this cat thought 'throwing tapes' in 'cake badder' would keep him 'in the mix'/
the murderous tongue; krew gets serviced and hung,
crush ur skull with my hand's till ur eyes merge into-one/
an artistic kid, with-an incredible flow that's type-ridiculous,
i'll KEY in ur 'organs' and use them as 'music-instruments'/
blow out ur intestines, the best kid; i taught einstein his science lessons,
murder u in just an minute; so now u 'gone in 60 seconds'/
i shadow-box lighting, and spar with thunder,
ur levels below the pavement, i stand on the 'ground' ur 'under'/ (U.G)
Kr3wsuphyx
gifted spitz with used wrapping paper;
no wonder ur verse iz trash..
showed up actin obsurd n brash..
u stuck a penny in ur rectum;
cuz no one iz savin ur worthless ass..
dont try to bite son;
on the mic ur tyson - forced punches..
gifted izn't really ill;
hiz mirror has syphillis and The Source lovez 'em..
when did u get infected with thiz arrogance..
flamboyant - no ur a flame boy ant;
who getz erectionz when ya stare at men..
now as i proceed to burst ur bubble..
just know thiz;
but i didnt really read ur wordz of rubble..
i'll make u bleed internal;
trouble - iz what u get for awaking the cross..
i'll hand u ur own death certificate;
how'z that for taking a loss?..
i dont even needa battle;
cuz we all know krewz been proven..
but i'll still rip u inside an old car;
cuz i heard ur used to losing..
a useless groupie;
who doezn't deserve my disses..
i'll manipulate u psychologically;
and make u reverse ur wishes..
now learn to listen;
like i filled ur earz with textbookz..
ur done like justin did britney;
ur a sequel to spearz - a next slut..
dissin me?;
either u got ballz or ur missin ur nutz..
i could include a condom with my linez;
but itz already obvious - gifted iz fucked..
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