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~Season ?? Finals Mag!!~



~Intro~

Well here you go folks the Final mag of the season from me, yay! right?!?! Anywho this was a really good season and major props to @INF for running it damn good. Alot of crazy drama etc. but hey wtf is a League or a Tourney without some right? Makes it a little bit more fun. Props to everyone for helping with the mags along the way sorry I dont have time to research names to see who did or didnt. But props to putting in some work to get this going. Twas a good season for sure, sorry I didnt have time to do a full on review of the Season, Top Punches, runner ups, BOTS, ETC. Just a short little mag for something to be up and hype this a little cause its dying fast. Lets finish this final out strong guys have a good showing and get votes on it and get it over. Pz





~Playoffs - Final 4 Reviews~


Final Four: Blue Bayou vs Cashius

Close battle here with the voters. Im not sure really how I feel about either bar. The jay and bey concept seems meh to me and the flip on blues names wasnt all that great. Grante I may have honestly not seen it before just didnt really do much for me and the hit missed. Blue with possibly a fake personal/stero type bar plus with a kind of sort of ish recycled concept. I didnt say nothing cause no one else did but youll see later in this mag if you read it youll see Flow take on it. Anywho this end real close with Blue pulling out the win with a slightly better.

Final Four: Flow vs Barcotic

Oh man this was going to be a good battle sucks what happened, happened. I say it was a toss up with maybe a slight edge to Barc for being a little bit more slick with his wording. Both were kinda meh and just has the other battle in the Final 4 they didnt seem like final 4 bars to me. Like no one tried that hard and were just blah. The Epstein flip made sense but just yeah wasnt feeling the wording. Dialed Inn was an ok flip but not a big rip and or a hard punch imo.






~Finals Battler Season Profile~



Blue Bayou:

The regining defending champ what else can be said here no one but FGR in the LR was able to take him down so throughout the regular season Blue is undefeated with being out 1 week and no showed 1 week aswell Finishing 6-0. Still a very impressive run here in the 1-2. With some impressive wins and a cum line win and a close final 4 verses Cashius. But here he is and one final battle to win is he hungry enough??

Blue Bayous bars of the Season:

Regular Season:

Originally Posted by Won Week 2 Vs. Aero

Game?!

you got barely a FRACTION. like hell you're gonna marry an actress
sure you please women...but they don't find all the begging to be very attractive

Originally Posted by Won Week 4 Vs. Machete Jo

smoke you for your stash then sell it. pussy i only blast for loot
Chopper drop-you 'over some Rocks' boyyyy i'm yellin Kobe as i shoot

Contenders Match

Originally Posted by Won Week 5 Vs. Cashius

too many fries n’ some nachos got her ass the size of morocco
it’s sad Cash…Aaron Gordon himself doesn’t get as big a rise over Tacko’s

Blue 1st Champ Match

Originally Posted by Won Week 6 Vs. Inno

ur wife WORSHIPS my cock. praisin’ while she’s ridin’ on my swollen flesh
calls miner shining light then keeps workin’ the shaft harder than a coal exec

1st Defense

Originally Posted by Won Week 7 Vs. Slecht

damn you’re a lame. manic n’ tame you live a life of panic and shame
i’d touch on your x & y she left but CLEARLY she needed a real man for a change

2nd Defense

Originally Posted by Won Week 8 Vs. Flow

i married an absolute dime that i fuck in the face
your Bazemore in the 3 Range then Kent chuckin’ a trey

Lightening Round Tourney:

Originally Posted by Won Round 1 Vs. Adverse

bro it’s WEAK. you ain’t known for givin hoes the D
u’ll never pull a dime adamint chick’ll STRONGLY tell you no & leave

Originally Posted by Lost Round 2 Vs. FGR

quit mentioning Muay Thai. you’re straight pussy & the lamest cat
can send Anita Ward me but wouldn’t have A Hit: Ring My Bell playin her famous track

Playoffs:

Originally Posted by Won Round 1 Vs. FGR

i'm impressed FG. my gawd, damn it kid
youve really come into your own lately...hand that is

Originally Posted by Won Elite 8 Vs. Slecht

slecht pleads w/ god to quit dick. but he’s sooo gay the fairy can’t
contracted mad diseases…guy’s had more Hepburn in his past than Cary Grant

Originally Posted by Won Final 4 Vs. Cashius

how’s this hick from the sticks throwin’ shade at my state of affairs?!
my business is a Cash Cow...this Amish faggot’s just won 2nd place in the fair

Flow:

Flow had a good season and granted he got a NS win week 1 and 5 he was still here and ready to show and partcipated in voting throughout aswell. ending the regular season with a 4-2 with those two loses coming from his champ matches and couldnt get the title in the regular season. But here he is by no fault of his own had a pretty easy playoff run with votes ending up being pretty close there at the end with the Barc battle, never know but it is what it is. Regardless he deserves to be here and is gunning for this to be the third times a charm and its the most important champ match of the season. Good luck


Flows bars of the season.


Regular Season:

Originally Posted by Won Week 2 Vs. Habitat

dodged a bullet from AK last week, now to go for the belt
hell he copped a bald head from the chopper and Kobe’d himself

Originally Posted by Won Week 3 Vs. FGR

Talk about a miscarriage of justice...

bitch u ain’t think of that Bayou self, fuck this pathetic faggot pincher
Not seen a drop that started Blue go so deformed since the fetus monster on Witcher

Flows & Seasons 1st Champ Match

Originally Posted by Lost Week 4 Vs. Inno

What a cliche, Black broke immigrant, sorry.. you all just look the same to me
If I saw him wit his kid I'd shout SNAP n he'd jus hope that means his dinners free

Originally Posted by Won Week 6 Vs. Adverse

your weak bruh, brownnosing the opposition to keep em sweet son
you been scum, blue beat him an sunkissed ass like a beach bum

Contender Match

Originally Posted by Won Week 7 Vs. Cashius

Racist Amish fuck, ur lil faggot ass should just stop
hating on black guys w/ corn rows when yo familys life depends on a good crop

Flows 2nd Champ Match

Originally Posted by Lost Week 8 Vs. Blue Bayou

ill shoot your bitch in her mouth & gun butt the whores face
until the Serial got your Honey all over it like crunchy nut cornflakes

Lightening Round

Originally Posted by Won R1 Vs. Slecht

I don't Console your bitch, I get her going cus her angry fucking blows my load
Push the right buttons and she's up n down then right cross like a cheat code

Originally Posted by DQ'd R2 vs. Habitat for Editing after opponent and a vote dropped

you lack a body cus your reaches arnt workable player
so Abstracked his concepts come with a fitbit an a personal trainer

Playoffs:

Round 1 Win - NS vs. Ouch Bitch ass

Originally Posted by Elite 8 - Won vs. Plot

I tell em straight facts, in this pandemic climate you need a 7 day plan
Cus I got a couple of nines ready to squeeze for your last dime w/ no lemonade stand

Originally Posted by Won Final 4 via a DQ due to a Barcisode

..Lives in the archives splicing others wordplays into his best scheme
Forcing things together birthed ten years ago for pleasure worse than Epstein

~Finals Prediction~


Finals: Blue Bayou vs Flow

This is going to be a out right blood bath here, both know whats at stake and I expect both to bring their A games. Both have had a fire season with again flow only losing on champ matches. Both are tough opponents and they are meeting for the 2nd time this Season. Blue came out on top then and I see him doing the same here and taking this one in a close 5-3 Win. GL fellas!





~Outro~

Again sorry I couldnt do a more in depth mag and touch on the other participants. But very happy that everyone thats active here pretty much took part in this season even if it was just for a week or so. Props to everyone involved and your efforts arent unnoticed. Anyone who wants to do Top punches and honorable mentions from the season please PM and I will edit it in here. Props again to @INF putting up with our shit and running a solid 1-2 Season for us. Oh yeah and I got $50 for the winner. Pz out