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Identity: Sir Oswald Conspiracyberg
Assets: Extensive knowledge on obscure hip hop, Middle-eastern connections
Skills: Moderate hand-to-hand combat, some experience with weapons and maintenance, expert at reading between the lines during research, registered wordsmith.
Other: Gravitates towards the dissemination of trustworthy information, and promotion of liberty by thinking for oneself. Can woo females for coalition advantage. Can attempt to weave a poem powerful enough to end a tyrant's reign, and condemn corrupt banking establishments forever.
Geographical Perspective: Has been to England, Iraq, Afghanistan, Israel, France, Spain