Word so what's up Lars? How you been? Tell netcees what you been up to irl.
SUP HOMIE FAGGOT, IF YOU COULD KINDLY REFRAIN FROM ADDRESSING ME LIKE WE’RE FRIENDS IN SOME PARALLEL BIZARRO UNIVERSE THAT WOULD BE GREAT. I’M GOOD. I’VE MOSTLY BEEN JACKING OFF TO WEIRD CANTONESE TORTURE PSEUDO-SNUFF VIDEOS AND UNDERGROUND BRAZILIAN SCAT PORN, IT’S FREE PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH US ALL BEING ON LOCKDOWN FOR THE FORESEEABLE LOCKDOWN AND ALL. INCASE YOU’RE UNAWARE THERE’S A WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC GOING ON YOUR DUMBASS PROLLY STILL WORKING CONSTRUCTION IN BECAUSE YOUR BOSS GIVES ZERO FUCKS AS TO WHETHER YOU LIVE OR DIE. LULZ.
Noticed you've been quite on the forums, topical battle here and there. Dissing Sinacog but this is quite for you. Planning anything big? Maybe HoT ll?
YOU’VE NOTICED I’VE BEEN “QUITE” WHAT EXACTLY, QUIET PARTICULAR ABOUT YOUR LACK OF WRITTEN COMPREHENSION? QUITE. FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE INTERVIEW I’LL ASSUME YOU MEAN “QUIET”. I’M NEVER QUIET. ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS, THAT’S ALL. WHILE SOME PEOPLE MIGHT BE CONTENT TO SIT AROUND COMPLAINING THAT NOTHING IS HAPPENING AROUND THE BOARD SANDWICHED BETWEEN AMEN POSTS, I MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. THE SINACOG BATTLE WAS AGES AGO, YOU JUST OBV DIDN’T PAY IT ATTENTION (WHICH MAKES YOU A BIGGER PART OF THE PROBLEM). I’M IN THE MIDST OF A FACE TURN BUT THE MOTIVATION FOR H.O.T II ISN’T THERE FOR ME YET, LETS SEE HOW A FEW WEEKS OF THE GUERILLA WRITING LEAGUE GO DOWN FIRST.
Ok so I see you got or are helping with a topical league in open mic's forum. What's it called and give us any details you'd like.
IT’S CALLED THE “GUERRILLA WRITING LEAGUE”. THERE WAS A DISTINCT LACK OF ANYTHING FOR THE WRITERS HERE TO COMPETE IN, I WANTED TO WRITE SO I MADE MY OWN LOW KEY LEAGUE IN THE OPEN MIC FORUM FOR THOSE INTERESTED. IT’S A WEEKLY LEAGUE, WHICH WILL HAVE ITS FIRST CHAMP DECLARED NEXT WEEK, IT’S A SHORTER FORMAT THAN WE’RE USED TO SEEING SET AT A MAX OF 30 LINES, AND THERE’S ALSO WRITING CHALLENGES ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN IF THEY DON’T WISH TO COMMIT TO TAKING PART WEEK IN, WEEK OUT. THE SHORTER FORMAT SEEMS TO HAVE DRAWN IN GUYS YOU MIGHT BE MORE FAMILIAR WITH FROM THE TEXT BATTLE SIDE OF THINGS HERE RECENTLY LIKE @
Blue Bayou, @INNO AND @ADVERSE. I’M INTERESTED IN SEEING HOW THAT DYNAMIC WORKS IN BOTH THEIR APPROACHES TO A TOPICAL, AND ALSO HOW IT IMPACTS ON THE WAY THEY DECIDE WHO WINS IN THEIR VOTES.
On to the 1-2 league, I've noticed you contributed to a lot of voting and opinions throughout the season. What did you think about this season so far and who did you see as a front runner in the beginning? Part 2: why do you think activity slows down towards the end and how could we fix it in your opinion?
I’MMA BE REAL FOR A SECOND, I DON’T WANT TO OVERPLAY MY CONTRIBUTION. INF ASKED ME IF I COULD HELP WITH A MAG, AND I DID. FLOW ASKED IF I COULD HELP WITH AN INTERVIEW, AND I DID. I VOTE ON STUFF I READ BECAUSE I LOVE THIS SHIT. I’VE BEEN DOING THIS 15 YEARS OR MORE OFF AND ON, I LIKE TO GIVE BACK TO A COMMUNITY THAT’S GIVEN ME SO MUCH FUN. I TRY TO KEEP THIS SHIT ALIVE. THAT SAID, I DO THAT ALL OVER THE BOARD. IT COULD BE THE NBL, A SUMMER CLASSIC, THE OPEN MIC FORUM, THE BATTLE ARENA... I DON’T FEEL I MADE ANY SPECIAL EFFORT TO VOTE ON 1-2 PUNCH BATTLES THAT I DIDN’T MAKE ELSEWHERE. I ENJOYED THE SEASON UP UNTIL INFGATE, WITHOUT WANTING TO BADMOUTH THE MOD SQUAD TOO MUCH I’LL SAY I THINK HE MADE SOME POOR DECISIONS FOR WHATEVER REASON (LOL SOUND FAMILIAR, INC?) AND WE HAVE TO MOVE PAST THAT. I DIDN’T PARTICULARLY LIKE THE WAY HE HANDLED THAT AND SO I DISTANCED MYSELF FROM IT AFTERWARD. IT’S NOT MY CALL TO MAKE, THAT’S HIS JOB AS MOD AS HE HAS THE AUTHORITY TO CONDUCT IT AS HE WISHES. AS FAR AS FRONTRUNNERS, BLUE BAYOU WILL ALWAYS BE AN OBVIOUS ONE. I DID A WRITE UP ON MY TOP TEN I BELIEVE IN THE SITEWIDE MAG I PUT OUT. ACTIVITY SLOWS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO LOST AND ARE OUT OF THE COMPETITION AND THEN HAVE NO INCENTIVE TO VOTE. THEIR INTEREST WAINS ONCE THEY’RE INVOLVEMENT CEASES. THINK ABOUT IT - COME THE FINALS, THERE’S ONLY THREE PEOPLE STILL INVESTED IN SEEING IT THROUGH TO COMPLETION. THE TWO COMPETITORS AND THE MOD. I THINK YOU’RE THEN RELYING ON THE MODERATOR TO HAVE DONE A GOOD ENOUGH JOB THROUGHOUT OF MAKING EVERYONE FEEL THIS IS “THEIR” TOURNEY TO HELP SEND IT OFF WITH A BANG. MAINTAIN THE HYPE. GO THAT EXTRA MILE. GO ALL OUT ON THE MAGAZINE. REWARD YOUR COMPETITORS. MAKE THEM FEEL PART OF SOMETHING. SHOW THEM YOU ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS JUST AS MUCH AS THEY DO. KEEP THEM ENGAGED. NO ONE PERSON IS BIGGER THAN THE COLLABORATIVE WHOLE, BUT IF WE’RE ALL PULLING THE SAME WAY WE CAN HAVE SOME INCREDIBLE (PUN ALWAYS INTENDED) THINGS HAPPEN.
I also saw you got caught up in some BS voting for Flow and someone bitching about it. Does that happen in every league and does it bother you?
LOL I DID? I WASN’T EVEN AWARE THAT WAS A THING. I TRY TO STAY OUT OF FLOW AND MMLP BATTLES TO BE HONEST, JUST TO AVOID CONTROVERSY, SO I’M SURPRISED TO READ THAT. ALSO I’VE JUST LOOKED IT UP AGAIN AND ALL MY VOTE DID WAS TIE THINGS UP AT 3-3, IT DIDN’T EVEN PUT FLOW AHEAD, SO IT’S NOT LIKE ANYTHING UNTOWARD WAS AT HAND. AS I SAY, WE LARGELY TRY TO STAY OUT OF OTHERS MATCHES JUST AS AN UNSPOKEN GENTLEMAN’S AGREEMENT I GUESS BUT I VOTED ON A LOT OF 1-2 BATTLES (AND OTHER SHIT) SO I’M NOT SURE WHY THAT ONE IN PARTICULAR DESERVED A MENTION. IF HE HAD WON I COULD MAYBE UNDERSTAND IT, BUT HE DIDN’T EVEN WIN. LOL. IT DOESN’T BOTHER ME, I JUST FIND IT WEIRD. PPL WILL REACH FOR ANY EXCUSE RATHER THAN JUST TAKE A LOSS I GUESS (WHICH HIS OPPONENT DIDN’T HERE). VERY ODD. MISS ME WITH THAT CORNBALL SHIT.
We're down to the elite 8 the crowds thinning out and the top tier are coming closer to the end what is your prediction for final 4 and then the finals.
I’LL GO CASHIUS, BARCOTIC, FLOW (HE’S GOT MY VOTE FO SHO) AND... BLUE BAYOU. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? ALL THE OBVIOUS NAMES. BUT THEY’RE OBVIOUS ONES FOR A REASON, THEY’VE BEEN HERE AND DONE THIS BEFORE. I’M NOT SURE HOW YOU EXPECT ME TO PREDICT A FINALS WHEN WE DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THE MATCHES WILL BE DRAWN, SEEMS DUMB AS CHEESE TO ME, BUT LETS GO WITH THE ORDER I NAMED THEM IN AS IF THAT’S WHO IS BATTLING WHO. CASH vs BARC - CASH WOULD HAVE NO RACE ANGLE TO USE, BARC HAS A GAZILLION FORCED CASH RELATED WORDPLAYS AT HIS DISPOSAL. PREDICTION: CASH USES A GENERIC BAR MOCKING A FORCED WORDPLAY HE HIMSELF WOULD ORDINARILY USE IN ANY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCE BUT HEY, IT’S BARC. EVERYONE LOVES TO PRETEND HE’S THE MOST TERRIBLE AT IT. BARC REFUSES TO PANDER TO THE CROWD IN THE FUTILE BELIEF HE IS GODS GIFT TO COMPOUND SYLLABLE WORDPLAYS AND HIS GENIUS JUST GOES OVER THE HEADS OF DUMMIES. BARC COMES WITH SOME TWELVE FLAME EMOJI FIRE ENDING “WHEN CASH SHOUT LIKE WE IN-PLAY BETTING”. BLAOW! BY PLAYING TO THE IN-CROWD, LUCKY CASH WINS LIKE A SCRATCHCARD. BARC CRIES ABOUT HOW RETARDED THE VOTING IS HERE. RETIRES (BACK TO RB) ONLY TO RESURFACE IN THE LLL IN A FEW WEEKS TIME LIKE A COCKROACH IN A GROUNDHOG DAY APOCALYPSE. WHICH LEADS US TO THE MOST EXCITING, FLOW VS BLUE BAYOU. THEY FACED OFF IN-SEASON AT THE TOP AND HAD THE #1 AND #2 PUNCHLINES THAT WEEK. WILL WE SEE THAT AGAIN? MAYBE. I GUESS I DISLIKED BLUE’S MORE THAN PERHAPS YOU GUYS AS BASKETBALL ISN’T ANYWHERE NEAR AS BIG MY SIDE OF THE WORLD. OR I COULD HAVE JUST BEEN VOTING FOR FLOW, TO MAKE IT A TIE, AND IT HAVING ZERO IMPACT ON THE END RESULT WHICH MAKES COMPLETELY LOGICAL SENSE FOR ME TO DO SO. ENTIRELY. WELL DONE, YOU SUPER SLEUTH CORNBALL FAGGOTS. YOU SO TOTALLY ALMOST CAUGHT ME THERE. WAY TO GO. I’LL BE SURE TO VOTE ON THIS ONE TO GIVE YOU ALL SOMETHING ELSE TO CONCERN YOURSELVES WITH. SO FLOW BEATS BLUE BY WAY OF LARS VOTE, HE FACES CASH IN THE FINALS, AND CASH ALREADY LOST TO FLOW EARLIER THIS SEASON WITH SOME HOT FIYAH, PLUS HE’S SO GOOD A FRIEND OF MINE I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT TO VOTE FOR HIM AGAIN HERE TO SEE HIM WIN AFTER HIS EMPHATIC NO SHOW VS KILLING SPREE. HOW EXCITING. WINNER = FLOW
In closing here I'd like to touch on a personal matter, what's with the cumming on NC member pictures? Kind of weird, no? Plus shoutouts and final thoughts. Thanks for doing this.
SOME MEMBERS HERE GOT OUT OF POCKET, SO I TOOK MY DICK OUT OF MY POCKET. IT’S A STICKY SUBJECT I GUESS (LULZ ALWAYS INTENDED) BUT I AM NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO TRY AND MESS WITH, INC. DON’T ASK ME SASSY QUESTIONS AND YOU WONT GET SASSY RESPONSES. MY ONLY FINAL THOUGHTS ARE ON HOW I CAN MAKE MY VOTE IN FLOW’S BATTLE VS BAYOU SEEM LEGIT NOW SHERBROKE HOLMES IS APPARENTLY HOT ON MY HEELS. SHOUT OUTS TO INF THE CHEATING FAGGOT AND HIS PPL FOR CAUSING THE CORONAVIRUS GIVING ME 6 WEEKS OFF WORK ON FULL PAY. DOPE SHIT, YO.
PZ!