A real 4th of july guy! Happy holidays chump!
Lookin like a dingleberry that's fallen from the rump of Donald J Trump
The walking embodiment of syphilis, if he pissed in a creek he'd kill the fish
Traveled back to 1607 and showed them a still of this, they trashed the ship and canceled the pilgrimage
I'm dual wielding gats like you've got your hands, so get merked
Looking like the lead man for a country cover band of Disturbed
He's the hero that Kentucky got, but Kansas deserved
Plus Cousin Darlene says you're the handsomest perv to stick a hand up her skirt
The patron saint of Pabst Blue Ribbon, the Santa Clause of used condoms
Dixon County's Adam Scott, the Dennis Rodman of fucking possums!
You ever wonder how the bible belt became the dirty south?
Obviously this guy hauled off and kissed it with his herpes mouth
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