I was fuckin this.bitch missionary w her legs over my shoulders i had a yingling in my right hand....she bit my left arm....i dumped the yingling onto her cuz i was drink an pissed off she bit me....she didnt mind....she was a piece of garbage. Maybe one day i will be abke to feel again....tho i digress
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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