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The jury has examined the doctrines of known alcoholic and felony assault repeat offender Lars. I'm the scrolls henceforth presented, evidence of the sexual rape of monkeys was confirmed through dna testing. 6 ounces of cocaine and a half pack of camels was also found In the defendants delorean spacecraft.
After deliberating it is clear
We the jury select mr j as Victor for further procedures In the tournament. Court dismissed
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