Since you're also one of the nightwalkers, and because you've shown promise as a boarder and battler, I would like offer you an opportunity. I will be your mentor...in text battling, and in life.
As my mentee, you will be shown how to walk amongst the legends of the battling scene. I will impress upon you valuable lessons of the white man's world, as well as street knowledge, and I will put the good word in with Jessica so that you can dick that down. Furthermore, I have friends in high places at NC, and your association with me will almost certainly secure you clout-based votes, as well as respect in discussions.
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Malachi - Consider the offer, and remember this: the road to success is paved with pussies who couldn't make it.