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i'll interrupt ya chick while she weaving, bend her over & fuck your girl
got her laid out on a loom n naughty, bitch pussy could run the world

illuminati/a loom 'n naughty? damn answer, this bar is straight flames. plus the idea of you having sex with my girl is totally believable and one of my low-key relationship insecurities

said I could sleep in your crib if I smashed, I threw the shears out & took it
way I gave her D for a stay, she ain' even have to clear out the bushes

fire deforestation bar, I like how you tied it into shaving the vagina. That bitch do be keeping a 70s fro sometimes

we bangin in the bathroom then pull a shaggy when u step in the crib
when u open the door my towel adjust, like "nah I was checkin her skin"

yo easily the bar of the century. Nobody's ever done a dermatologist wordplay like this, it was not forced at all. Plus the reference to that shaggy song gives this a modern twist, its practically a current event bar

if I catch u in a sauna, I'll knock u the fuck out when we scrap kid
that steam u laid in is more thought provoking than all ur raps is

no lie, i feel a bit stimulated by just how dope this bar was

mad? nah I'm calm, packed a glock so compact it don't clap, it toots
when I pull out the four two it is gonna be anything but that for you

that fortuitous wordplay is bananas, ur creativity is next tier level

id like to nom this into the hof btw