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Know what? I'll be positive but I don't have pics

Fiance and I went for a jog this morning then got brunch. Beautiful weather for the jog and walk to the restaurant. Had Avocado toast (I know, vegan faggot) with the single worst Sriracha knockoff I have ever tasted.

Like they did that artisinal smear at the bottom of the plate bullshit, which made the underside of the toast soggy and ungrippable (not tryna get hot sauce in my cut up hands) and the flavor of this... Paste (because it didn't even feel like a sauce) was thick ketchup cut with vinegar and some pepper. Badly needed salt