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Originally Posted by Diode
the brothel joke is actually known
Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
Madame: What can we do for you?
Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this donkey.
Madame: And what about the third wish?
Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knees
Madame: Well that one's not so bad?
Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!
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