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Originally Posted by uh-oh
i was eating a salami sandwich looking at the moon last night contemplating why mustard makes certain deli meats pop. i couldn't come to any conclusion other than the atmospheric pressure the moon puts on mustard plants during the younger dryus period of their evolution when jesus made the dinosaurs averse to their smell so they wouldn't predate them. giraffes are dope.
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Different mustard pairs better with different meats
Finally I know why. The moon!