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Old 03-22-2019, 07:26 AM   #27
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this is a clear win for miss netcees. I think the problem is this new generation of voters is unable to recognize the complexity of her bar. when she tells mmlp she is going to stick a fork in his head she is clearly alluding to a tuning fork for musical precision....mmlp has a long history as a classically trained musician so this was a deadly personal that really cut to the core of mmlp .....there is also a double entendre at play here because the fork can also be considered an eating utensil and obv when she sticks the fork into mmlps head it is so that she can eat his brains. by consuming mmlps knowledge by means of zombie assimilation miss netcees gains all of his strength and life essence plus it is a well known fact that mmlp has used his brain in the past so we have another deadly personal at play here....finally...the coup de grace...wish you were better off dead is a clear cut john cusack reference to the breakout 80s box office smash that features lane myers as the unlikely ski slope champion triumphing over racial disparity by indulging in sexual intercourse with the French exchange student......miss netcees really takes us down the scenic route with this portion of the bar but it all comes full circle when we realize that mmlp was a French exchange student in highschool. tombstone piledriver. good fucking nite. may god rest this mans soul. an for anyone that wasn't aware he also was rejected from the preliminary round in the Olympic tryouts for his local French Canadian community.... forklandia. I don't expect everyone to get all of the subtle complexities of miss netcees bar I just hope that some may receive the praise they deserve.

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