once there was a tiny little monk boy. he learned that everyone and everything was god. even him
later that day he sees an elephant coming down the road, and he stands in front of the elephant and commands it to stop. he's squished and dies
in heaven he meets other monks and stuff and he says "hey what the hell man. i thought you said i was god, why didnt that elephant listen to me?"
and the monks say "you forgot that the elephant was God too"
