shout out to my last drink. fuck 12 for pulling me over and making me sleep in the drunk tank so now im too afraid to drive drunk to buy more booze like i did for so many years
DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME PLAY IT SAFE
good news is chillable wine is $12/box. it's only 10%, you can get toasted like a soccer mom
and be good in an hour. it's hard to get shitfaced on this stuff cuz it's so sugary