[trap.]

02-18-2002


Da Storm
only nice if u clone me who let me battle this phony im beatin this 'jackass' n throwin 'dryer sheets' ta knock the 'static' out this 'pony'/
catch '3' like' iverson jerseys' i send 'negative messages' like 'dare' shirts on 'fiends' static better 'throw in the towel' like arab 'washing machines'/
cant see u wit 'bling' never get a deal no member of ya crews nice only time u 'iced out' is in mid-winter 'snowball fights'/
battle me think twice fuck up ya weak 'lines' causin 'bad reception' play tough and get thrown to the 'bears' like a 'chicago interception'/
the mic im blessin you gettin 'dogged' so get on all fours~static's now entered the 'cross-fire' like 'arsonist wars'/
storm is comin raw all i hear is applause and static cant get 'right' like 'boxing' one handed 'south paws'/
can u hit em any harder or what? its not just me it's mainly cuz static's sucks and this battle's 'lop-sided' like 'intoxicated barbers' hair cuts/
so what u want? when u were born 'IQ' was took aout the 'alphabet' little bitch im 'fuckin him' over static u probably 'pregnant'/
storm spits n u cant hold me like big titties in small blouses static got a 'l' under his belt like 'fiends' sneakin drugs in 'court houses'

Staticpony
Wanna battle me?… You must be stupid or mental
Gotta dick-ryde me if you want tightness cus for that I’m essential
My heart "beat’s" enough for me to be tight, fuck an "instrumental"
After battling me only "record" of yours worth anything is ya "dental"
are you the "perfect storm"? cus I hear George Clooney is in ya a lot
Well I’ll put ya in the "ER" to pay him back, I’m watching ya just rot
Any "lightning" in this storm is mine, it’s "Static electricity"
and in a vote to decide what to do to me, you’d elect kissing me
whereas you love me most are jealous, even god’s dissing me
but how the fuck can he be lipping me, I tried flipping he, but he don’t exist so I ended up missing me (I’m god)
I replaced ill in the dictionary, and I’m so tight that I crush myself
I’m like "santa", my lyrics are presents, which is why I’m loved by "elfs"

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