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Old 02-11-2019, 12:42 PM   #20
Blue Bayou
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I aint racist butt ill beat yo black ass. U’ll get bodied in the street bum
No wonder white eyes are always on you, we wish we cud return u to Africa for a refund
insert cringe emoji here
All that “fuck 12” shit is dyin’ wen we meet. Ur Hands up cryin’ as u plea
Racist cops smilin’ at me, so it’s only natural we shoot u in ur back while you flee
lolish, i can appreciate the angle.. this was okay
U bag hoes who are slimy and hella fat. Double chins & triple backs
All the fish in the sea n ur fuckin tht? U’ll end up w a whale for a daughter like Mr. Krabs
haha, the set-up really made this whole bar very funny/effective to me.. like the meta
I’m at ur house w the goons, anyone comin’ outside will get got - I swear it
& if u pussies wnt come out ill have animals circling over the crib like a baby carriage
the "over" part makes this a bit of a reach to me.. as unless they're in a helicopter they'd be circling around.. shouldve said roof, anyways the concept is a dope gunbar but it couldve been cleaned up imo
The Nina has no favorites, she’ll destroy anyone just to take ur heart
A ratchet’ll end ur marriage.. and the side piece will tear ur family apart
this is fire
His next girl compared our penis pics, I knew then to finger the hoe for a fuck
Your photos were such a reduction in size it took a thumbnail to open her up
haha, well executed and worded... this is good
Ur on that fat girl steez, totin the ratchet like “that’s my speed”
Bitch plz.. ima wig on body w/ clips to the head like black girl weave
a couple diff played concepts meshed together.. nah
LONG SHOTTY! If it dnt finish em off I aint worried - my dawgs got me
Or drag a scalpel down his chest.. it’ll open up body at the morgue like an autopsy!
nah, seems like filler.. an easy & not very effective nameplay

vs.

U ain't built For Battling…so fuck any wordplay u yield,
Cuz u won't get a vote of confidence after this poll survey the field
okay flip for a poll/pole concept.. dece
AK felt the guns bark cuz I don't have a hesitant beagle,
Now I’ma let these ‘dogs come thru UR window’ like Resident Evil
okayish.. hesitant beagle was funny lol
If ur in ‘arms reach’ then I’ma make ur fuckin jaw spin,
Or I’ll ‘breath fire’ & have u scorch by a flame thrower like Dhalsim
okay flip of an old concept, ive seen better dhalsim lines tho
There’s a fat chance this pig be eating loud as a bitch,
I bet Zelph be ‘hovering over the plate’ like batter crowdin the pitch
"a batter" or "batters"... not trying to be a dick but ive seen this concept before.. and im not sure its all that effectvive here as its a fat punch vs a not fat guy
This dirty cop is in a bloody mess. It’s a Twister scene,
But if I let a ‘bald head clean up the situation’ it won’t be Mr. Clean
the "clean up the situation" flip was enjoyable, but this again is another flip on previous concepts that have been done
U look like a horse cop so I'ma leave a rival headless,
Until all we see is ur 'skull hanging by ur chest' like a tribal necklace
cool attack line, worded well
Nigga I'ma fuckin animal. I got the crown in this battle,
U want beef? I’ll ‘pull up w/a Longhorn’ like a rancher roundin up cattle
decent meta
If the blade leaves his ‘uppercut’ I bet this chump break,
Cuz a ‘clean shot’ will ‘lift him off his feet’ like jumpin at a pump fake
cool closer.. solid


Pretty tight call here, but I have Zelph.. ratchet, mr krabs and thumbnail were probably my fav concepts of the battle.. Zelph's angles were just fresher to me this go round, Body seemed to have a lot of flips on older ideas this week which is rare.. it cost him here imo..props to both

Vote - Zelph
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