[uh-oh]

if you had a receding hairline you'd understand

the youth can't just clown a man of the lord for balding. they shall be CURSED to death by way of she bear mauling. 42 of them.

whats crazy to me though that im just realizing is, there were bears in israel wtf? are there still bears around there? i wonder how old these tales truly are. i know there was mad lions and shit even BABOONS in roman times, because standard bearers of the roman legions that conquered syria rocked baboon heads instead of the customary wolf

but word i wonder how long ago there were bears there