So there's this super fine chick I've known for years there. We made out once like 10 years ago when we were both shit faced at the bar. Nothing ever materialized from it, but we've remained cordial for the most part. She got married and has a kid, and is actually more bad than ever. She's thick, got some amazing tatas... And super fucking nice.
I asked my homie... "if Courtney said she'd let you touch it, but her husband had to watch. Would you do it?"
Obv, dude said no. But he giggled and said he had to think about it for a second.
Same homie tells it to the manager as a relayed joke, but my boss used to date Courtney back around the time i kissed her when she was single at the time.
Apparently he still has feelings for her or some shit.
I know sexual harassment is a big deal... But I've said FAR worse in the kitchen. This just the first time someone was stupid enough to think the manager would laugh, too.
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