NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,036
Battle Record: Who Cares
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vs. god0fwar
March 29th, 2010
gow aka country
yawn.
Ronald you’re a inbred redneck geek.so Quit the acting son
Scared to put a pickup cuz it look like you was born in back of one
I’m a instrument of death, gainst that how your chances seem?
Its war vs a Country.. whose national anthem is A-Teens - Dancing Queen
Pure fact. The outcome of this battle a be proof that your whak
the nEW names jester, but u were a joke waaaaaaaaaaaay before that
your just lame, so stop the searching for text fame
such a faggot…and you depend on boards even more than the X games
see If my girl on line its after a shopping spree, ur sex life is make believe
And your online girl is most likely a middle aged guy whos real name is steve
^^it’s the fucking truth, Im a real nigga who grip the pump an shoot
You’re a fruit cuz you bruise easy…an full of the seeds of other fruits
certified virgin, an the whole way u act be gay as hell
internet pedophile whos most successfull pickup line EVER was a/s/l
everybody online know I got flava chicks, spit major scripts
you aint got room to talk...you got teen chatrooms on ya favorite list
Hush the boss man, i'm in charge and droppin the noise
While I be pulling strings.. this guy pulls teeny boppers and boys
Im from Brooklyn, you’re a suburb dweeb so fag stop
ya live ya life online..while im spring cleaning ur defraggin ya labtop
vs. Moms Lasagna (NYCSPITZ)
April 29th, 2010
Your in hot water fucking w/ me, be it blade or the gun…
So When part of ya noodle stuck to the wall, we know that its done
This tourneys for me is a favor for ducking my bitch haters…
All it take is one cut to see the red sauce spill out of ya split layers
The alias fits you perfect, sometimes irony border insanity…
He known for being stuffed w. meat n swallowed by all the men in the family
Moms Lasagna always jealous, give this dude some help fast…
Mad cuz only Mom's Spaghetti made the cut for Em's Lose Yourself track
dunno if its ur check-in or the crossdressin that’s more embaressin…
Lama picked this round, YOU CHOSE to name yaself Carolyn
vs. Frank Metts
April 28th, 2010
Kid gloves are off, good thing my tutorings done u wonders buddy
this times real, no play..an if it was..you'd STILL be my fucking understudy
lord how ALIEN destroyed you...I feel like my help wastes
Stick&Move was the final straw, that u sucked in enuff to finish 2 milkshakes
I'll leave your life wrecked, d/r’ing like you owe me a life debt
a stan with a case of stage fright so bad at work u can’t even call for a pricecheck
half your verses are asscheeks, so its no hope when my wraith peaks
winnings beyond luck..especially when u used it all up on him last week
your out of your era, the 50s are over an grampas feelin depress’d
if its STILL cool for you to say the N word then I guess ur concepts are fresh
I know the fag wants a truce, it aint a battle it’s chump abuse
U match the garbage pail avy wit a verse of straight dumpster juice
I’m high with cotton mouth, u a racist fuck wit white hoods when rocking out
type of dude ask his black friends for tylenol n drool as they pull the cotton out
another relic from the older regime, noshow an save a bit of esteem
30 yr old textcees not just a tournament alias..Frankies still living the dream
vs. Tettris
May 13th, 2010
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nothing can disguise the fact ur wardrobes a fucking disgrace
the glare on ya chest masks the cheap brand, but the broke down looks stuck on ya face
either u were born a lil girl or estrogens off an theres something wrong
look at this kid.. its obvious that’s not the only queer dolly was hugging on
u broke and dress like a clown, why ur collars stretched all around
u repping V-neck gang backwards or that’s the first sweatshirt hospital gown
n we was gonna do baby pics, but it put this lame in a pickle.
He embarrased cuz mine were 8 megapixel....... and his were made from a chisel :-(
blaming resin for faking his pics, sucking his dick in the posting wars
I’m sure even he respects your bravery now..it couldn’t have been easy posting yours
I merked this ginger whore, now he back wit his game face to settle the score
Thinking if I glue red pubes on the scream mask it’ll be more effective than ever before
theres no being saved by the bell, I’ should crack an crash ur spine in
cuz ur claim to fames going from young zack morris to junkie dustin diamond
Tettris been around the net forever..the shit is a pity fam
roflz@ur constant drive to text cuz real life’s a passenger side trip in the minivan
only thing u ever held in your hands that cup and your wife
they both burn without protection, but why complain when 2bucks is the price
you cant be modern day txt elite, must be a warp in the timezone
how you gonna tell dope from cliche when u cant tell my remote from my iphone
heres some advice…stop tryna crew up, it'll only end w/ the same answers
word to wise u look like his grandfather with down syndrome an brain cancer
vs. Headless Verseman
June 19th, 2010
1000bars???u think niggas wana read that much of ur rapping b
no1 wana see headLess Verse man..but we'll take the 2 middle words from u happily
I asked for a pic battle n ur ducking n dodging took it too far
iunno if ur digital cam really broke...but I'll bet good money u are
it was Friday night, I had my lap full bouncing smuts
we both knowhow to party but ur VIP at the hairclub for men don't count for much
ur a washed up 1999 textcee, original whak version
don't fit in the new era, for u it's the same old mistakes w/ ur whak wording
couldn't fight his way out a wet bag, I'm going ez for concience sake
head punches couldn't scar tissue..so I'll leave enuff on his 2 compensate
lol@pretending fracs ur partner...some shit only a geek do
if it's him smh@dude having the same whak style u used when hens beat you
is it him or ur split personality? That's whY I'm trying to riddle
cuz usually when a queer like u tag teams there's another guy in the middle
to beat me u'd need ghostwriters pre writing as months go by
u pulling shenanagins only a chump would try to loose to a iPhone key I wrote drunk n high
ur a txting disgrace, against me risking ur reps a mistake
can't decide if I wana follow hens or aliens footprints, or if there's any room left on ya face
how were u ever considered good? Ur weak jabs won't rock on netcees
dude never threw a real dangerous combo, his fighting styles pop rocks n pepsi
after this battles there's no question if this guys a bitch
sad, that to get recognition u would try some hoe shit fit for a German shiza flick
so cut the bravado, ur a lonely faggot an YOU know that WE know it
failed so hard at ur txt comeback ur now trying to fit in w/ a league full of poets
u writings not as hot as me, ur desposable here.. I'm a commodity
cuz my archives a gold mind , this birdbrains the canary used to check the air quality
vs. Orc
June 23rd, 2010
As far as getting American culture confused, ur pretty guilty dude
This fool Walked into Paul Mitchells an asked for the Zohan Silky Smooth
u mad cuz im well known, and at a party bitches look at u an say send him the hell home
asking y gollum wont shutup about his precious ring, or how hard it was to edit the bitch on his cellphone
so apparently when ur not text battling u hang in a queer club
the type of weird thug to ask the bartender to pour his appletini in a beer mug
ur father molested u n ya bro, he had no respect for you.. right??
so you turned to a life of alcohol and weird indian guys renting you 2 for the night
the pressure of being bi curious got u stressing like the stars
so watch out panic at the disco.. make room for emo depression at the bar
u have just topped the fat washed up txtcee for gayest flic in a pic bout
u didnt just set off the gay alarm, u sent it straight to level defcon 5 w/ his tits out
an ya chick to the left gotta lace outfit that look like it cost her a dollar
she'd have to put 3x the amount of THAT in my drink before I’d give her a holler
from ur seat in the reverse VIP I can tell you dont date much
sitting there looking fucked up on the sidelines even worst than ur shapeup
its easy to tell that party is dead..prolly got the DJ phoning the coroner
from the empty cups I can tell u got the guinness record..for drinks alone in the corner
a night on the town w/ 2 guys?? when it comes to dudes I bet that u had plenty
dont be mad I cut my girl out the pic...now cut out the lies that u bag any
vs. tettris
October 11th, 2009
what swag?
your pic look stupid as fuck, plus ur rhymes suck
tettris in dohpe is ironic..when a bunch of squares equal there line up
your a lifetime net nerd, just happy to belong in a pack
this fanboy bitch the type to turn his net sig into a henna tat
am I a vet? thats sweet, see my time on the net was brief
brag all u want but u been around 10 years an champed less than me
jus a lame honkey whos face look like it been hit wit a acura
u whak as fuck and I hope u see the light after a hickee from dracula
he a pedophile rapist, Im in chicks jaws splashing kids
Tett the type to find a hot bitch...... trailer home........ then drag her back to his
he a soldier? nah, he fights like he's gentle
he hens new recruit, so this is bootcamp and his tailbones a hike to his temple
I'll rock ya slack jaw, this racist hillybilly a damn weakling
now he waiving the white flag, only this time not at a klan meeting
your a rider boy, how the fuck ur throat get any oxygen
only guy to complain about dental surgery cock blocking him
we kicking niggas out, our weakest member was ouch
they got this soft guy on the bench an now it resemble a couch
give up on the tracks bitch, stop spitting and practice
real gangstas veto your verses, I just wish vito would whack it
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