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Old 09-26-2018, 10:58 PM   #1
Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD
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NCPD HAS LEARNED OF THE RECENT SPREAD OF A TERM NOT TO BE SPOKEN... IT IS, HOWEVER, SPELLED WITH A C, FOLLOWED BY AN A, ENDING WITH A C. THIS 'SLANG' IS USED ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY BY MEMBERS OF CRIMINAL CULT DEDICATED TO THE SYNTHESIS AND HARVESTING OF A HORMONE KNOWN AS 'AVEENOCHROME', A SUBSTANCE PURPOTED TO ARTIFICIALLY CULTIVATE THE PART OF THE BRAIN RESPONSIBLE FOR GENERATING MULTIS, FROM IMPOVERISHED CHILDREN.

THE NCPD IS OFFICIALLY DECLARING A WEEK LONG PERIOD OF MARSHA LAW, AND ANY USER FLAGGED FOR USAGE OF THE UNHOLY SLANG (AS INDICATED BY A *** IN THEIR POST) IS TO BE NEGGED ON SIGHT IMMEDIATELY BY ANY AND ALL NCITIZENS. EXCESSIVE USE OF THE TERM WILL FLAG YOU AS A USER WILLING TO MOLEST CHILDREN FOR DOPE MULTIS AND WILL RESULT IN JAIL TIME WHILE AWAITING PUNISHMENT. THESE ACTIONS ARE SANCTIONED BY THE COURT OF NC LAW, WARRANTS SIGNED BY JUDGE CHESTER CHARLESWORTH.

CARRY ON.

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