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Old 09-15-2018, 06:44 PM   #30
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Shock Vs. Mudcrumb

theres that outta the way, now i slap this phony dude, right..
and put shells to his chest like a macaroni food fight..
muds jus sum poor kid , yet to produce a hot verse..
ya need to take notes from my style instead of ya moms purse..
and whas ya prob wit ya pic? that scrawny head n chest?
or the fact you prove the 'missin link' isnt a faulty web address..
ya styles played, so ya switchin? im dismayed at ya bitchin..
mud be hidin his grill like user invaded his kitchen..
and talkin bout ya mouth, id hate to see the shit that you eat..
the ugly contest wasnt close..
..but mud won by the 'skin of his teeth'..
plus the movements you make have never seen colossal..
im a cave in ya nose .... and i dont mean ya nostrils..
shock'll destroy ya net career .. ya might die to..
so the only thing lookin up for you is ya right eye fool..
and ya spots blend to ya skin, ya jus a geek who nervous..
really you got enuff 'moles' to form the secret service..
and check that fuckin stare dude .. you aint foolin me guy..
if this is my 'cue' .. i'll use it to play pool with ya eyes..
but bein first runs in the family, but which way ya choosin to go..
seen as ya moms positions pole..
& anythin else that involves removin her clothes..
shock'll beat n bruise ya .. have ya screamin "help me"..
then get ya 'title - stripped' like a christina lp..

Mudcrumb

Freeway...
In Brit, ya'll got pounds? Skinny ass know it greatly true
Look at your paycheck…that contains more weight than you.
You seen your wrinkled face? Acne fucked up ya skin??
I've seen two ironies & both creases are under ya chin..
W/ a surefire verse to kill you, some'in ya'll can't fathom
Cuz….Shock got a "Sure…Fire" verse WITH the sarcasm
A yellow tooth bitch in social life and lacking the digits
Cuz..
Teeth whiteners won't cover up the fact that ya British
Yellow shits, you a good actor..maybe with propa skill
Speilberg booked you for 5 years..he knows he getting a lotta film
US role models? MJ, Vick, & Tiger..Britain often cowers
Who ya'll got?.....ûûûûe Girls, Euro pop n Austin Powers
Shock said "Glad I got battles before you"..no shit son
But..
If ya garbage in those….What'll that say about this one?
Not ThaJoker, who'll care that you got the slyest hand
Noone knows you..
Unless they Militia or lame enough to watch Spider-Man
& All you Militant niccas can watch, ya damn no names
& Get killed
Til "It Smells Like Teen Spirits" in hea like Kurt Cobain
Niccas'll be surprised when I win..the title was open but
They say..
"Well, I'll be ".…….one of the heads that votes for Mud
Why drink beer @ all? I look @ you & that, see wackness
Cats like me set talent bars.. while you just drink at it
Me or You? If you doper, shiiit only then does lying hurt
Manic D SONNED you by A vote, but I did it by A verse..

Shock defeats Mudcrumb, becomes new champion
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