[Nigma]

Nigma is not a known giver of fucks regarding the issue, however the unjust win/loss ratio is negatively effecting my self confidence, sex life, menstrual cycle, diary entries, cucumber slicing, gambling luck, overall well being, and most importantly, how the girls at beautifulpeople.com perceive me.

I'm 5-5 in writers league and was 1-1 in the S&F tournament. I am incredibly average and would like to be viewed as no less then that.

As I no longer know peoples usernames due to unnecessary knuckry regarding name changes, I will be tagging my heroes and inspirational items, both past and present, in attempt to find aid in this matter.

@BettyWhite @DeepakChapra @JoeJonasNightLight @CleopatrasMostAverageSizedSnake @GandalfTheGrey @ZdenoCharasMouthguard @HappyGilmoresBlackCaddy(RIP) @AdelesBathroomScale

6-6, thanks.