[Destroyer]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

He’s in prone position dude

Let me lay this out for you

You’re at home sewing one of 27 possible Halloween costumes. It’s a Jack Sparrow. Tatsteful af. You take the bandana out of the bucket of dye just to be hit with disappointment. This is not the red you wanted. Authenticity is key, and you remember hearing food dye can help heaps with nailing a different color spectrum.

So you head to the Whole Foods. Hop in the forine. Not because you’re flashy, but because you’re classy. As you make your way to the baking section you notice a mess in the dental care section.

Eerie.

You ignore what your gut is telling you. It must be rumbling from the smells of the deli. As you approach the baking section you notice a pile of leafs on the other end of it. Wow, this place needs a better janitorial staff. You look at a fellow shopper shaking bags of sugar and say...

“Clean up on aisle here, am I ri-“

You are stopped mid sentence by a dagger to your stomach. Feels like the first bee sting you got in the summer of ‘67. Before you can even process what just happened you’re hit by a hornets nest. Next thing you know, you’re on the ground looking at your legs and pelvis, completely separated from you. As you breath your last breath you see a shadowy figure stand above you and whisper out of his lip like a ventriloquist making a dummy talk outta nowhere like its magic,

“You shouldn’t known what happens when I steps
Got big arms that are just for you like ya wifeys triceps”

I take it all back