[Witty]

I could never do this...even thinking about it is creepy af, you're an odd one. You should probably be on some sort of list/register tbh.

Plus, my son doesn't sleep in my bed...he sleeps in his own, he has never spent a night in my bed, because that's mummy and daddy's personal space...for the first few months of his life he slept in a Moses basket at the foot of the bed, and since then he has been in his own room. If he's sick or had a nightmare or w/e me or my girlfriend will sit with him and comfort him in his own room...never ours.