OBJECTION UR HONOR. RHE DEFENSE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A STATEMENT
DURING RAWNETH JOHNSON MACDONALD, PHD'S TIME AS CYBERNETIC INTERNET GHOSTWRITER BATTLE WARRIOR, HE STOLE A RARE PROTOTYPE FROM IBM
THIS HIGHLY ADVANCED COMPUTING DEVICE, NOW KNOW AS CODENAME 2003 DELL INSPIRON, WITH 12 KB OF RAM AND A 512 MB HARD DRIVE, WAS OUTFITTED WITH AN EXPERIMENTAL FIBTY KEYBOARD
SHOULD RAWN TYPE MORE THAN 3 SYLLABLES OF COHERENT WORDS AND OR TRUTH, HIS LAPTOP WILL EMIT A LARGE BEEP, THEREBY VILATING HIS SUPER DOUBLE SECRET BOCA RATON CORRECTIONAL RESORT PAROLE, AND HE WILL HAVE TO SERVE A FULL 48 HOURS FOR BORROWING. HOS FATHERS VESPA WITHOUT PERMISSION ON A SCHOOL NIGHT
DEFENSE RESTS
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I'll take the case
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